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July 2013[edit source]

Uncyclopedian Of The Month[edit source]

RAHB (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 8 anthropomorphic dicks
  • Done a lot of admin stuff this month. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:54 25 July 2013
  • Penis. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:15, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. -- The Zombiebaron 23:16, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. - RAHB is always nice to me on chat, he's definitely nice on the wiki, he deserves this. RedHot (talk) 23:29, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
  • Hjghjh.gif Boobs. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 03:08, Jul. 28, 2013
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. A very active and helpful administrator! Thanks! Anton (talk) 14:13, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. My fav admin of all the 4 admins I like <3 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:23, 29 July, 2013 (UTC)
  • If you remove the consonants from RAHB's name...you are left with the letter A. Thats because RAHB is an A+ admin...hehehehe hahaha lol lol lol lmao lmao lmao. --ShabiDOO 00:31, 30 July 2013 (UTC)

Noob of the Moment[edit source]

Schnaps (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 3

Anton199 (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 5

August 2013[edit source]

Uncyclopedian Of The Month[edit source]

Hotadmin4u69 (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 8
  • Nom & For - He has done a lot of updating to keep this parody of Uncyclopedia relevant with it's non-humorous encyclopedic cousin. I think he deserves an award for this. RedHot (talk) 06:03, 6 August 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. In the words of somebody on IRC, "Hotadmin is our executive producer". -RAHB 09:00, 6 August 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I fully agree with the above. Anton (talk) 10:57, 7 August 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 11:51, Aug. 7, 2013
  • Symbol for vote.svg Smexy Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:03, 7 August, 2013 (UTC)
  • He really is a hot admin for you sixty nine. -- The Zombiebaron 15:12, 7 August 2013 (UTC)
  • Yeah. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:32, 19 September 2013 (UTC)
  • Who is this hotadmin people keep refering on? --ShabiDOO 00:01, 20 September 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Sure!  MagicBus 00:09, 20 September 2013 (UTC)

Noob of the Moment[edit source]

Yoursisterlickedmyballs (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 9
  • Symbol for vote.svg N+F With that colorful username and Arrow in the knee being one of his first articles, we didn't exactly have high expectations for Yoursisterlickedmyballs. However, he's more than exceeded that low bar we were too quick to give him. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 08:07, Aug. 16, 2013
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I don't have a sister. Also I never doubted him, I expect him to be admin by the end of the year! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:12, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For, For, For, For, For! I've gone through some of his martial and while it may not grasp me as much; he has tons of potential, especially in the satire (likely to trick a reader into thinking it's real) department and with work; he could turn into one of the defining writers on Uncyclopedia. RedHot (talk) 09:52, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He is the only one so far... So ya!  MagicBus 12:03, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. My sister is 12... Weirdo. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 12:56, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Very nice job with Turtle. He needs to get more experience and I agree that he can even become an admin after. Anton (talk) 15:15, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Best username on the history of Uncyclopedia. So yeah. For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:58, 16 August, 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg For His articles licked my balls... they licked my balls with a ferocity only CatTheColourful could manage. Never, have my balls been licked so hard, or well. TRULY, THIS GREAT PERSON DESERVES THIS SHITBAG AWARD FOR LICKING MY BALLS SO WELL. HE TRULY, REALLY DOES. IF ITS A MASCULINE GIRL, THATS BETTER. --This has been an Idiot Service Announcement from: Denza252. Thank you for your time, and please try to have an IQ above <choose>

<option>4</option> <option>20</option> <option>16</option> <option>50</option> <option>3.1415269...</option> <option>Frosty's dick size</option> <option>the amount of smart people in Uncyclopedia</option> <option>the number of features Aleister has</option> <option>UHH, WUTS 1+1 ? DURRR</option> <option>GayJewWiki</option> <option>the time's Frosty has had sex.(Protip: Fapping doesn't count.) </option>

September 2013[edit source]

September happened?

October 2013[edit source]

RAHB (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 3 + 5 pacmen
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:13, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 11:59, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. To RAHB or not to RAHB Aleister 28-10
  4. Pacman.svg Pacman. RAHB. --Mimo&maxus 14:15, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
  5. Pacman.svg ' Pacman.svg ' Pacman.svg ' Pacman.svg ' --ShabiDOO 17:52, 28 October 2013 (UTC)

November 2013[edit source]

Noob of the Moment[edit source]

Figgycity50 (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 7
  1. NOM+For I think if he keeps doing what he's doing... umm... -- MagicBus Talk to me! 18:56, 29 November 2013 (UTC)
  2. For. A big hot steaming for! --ShabiDOO 00:44, 30 November 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Definitely trying to do good stuff. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 00:51, 30 November 2013 (UTC)
  4. whoo, a nominee ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:44, 30 November 2013 (UTC)
  5. Sure. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Nov 30 '13 2:33 (UTC)
  6. Better than nothing I suppose... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 07:58, 30 November 2013 (UTC)
  7. Woooo...oooh......oh...... mmmm - Strainj 1 . . . . TALK 08:51, 1 December 2013 (UTC)

December 2013[edit source]

Writer of the Month[edit source]

Denzo (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 5
  1. He wrote the original "My sojourn" article, which I am too lazy to link to at the moment. Just saying though, he is awesome, and that article still rocks. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  07:23, 29 November 2013 (UTC)
  2. That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada was Denzo's, which is well worth the WotM award as a legacy win. Woody knows his stuff! Aleister 11:12 29=11-13
  3. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Hasn't been here since 2006. Does this matter? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 20:34, 30 November 2013 (UTC)
    Nah, many people have won this after being away for years. The award is seen, or could be defined, as an selection into a Hall of Fame of writers here. Some people who were neglected have been nominated from the Old Timer's Committee (like in the baseball hall of fame) and this seems like one of those. I never heard of Denzo, but his singular accomplishment of writing the first My Sojourn, thus making a template for a series of articles whose category page was featured as a way to honor the template itself, seems like enough reason to name him WotM. Sort of like Roger Maris hitting 61 home runs without steroids (although he isn't in the HOF as yet, but he'll make it someday because it's getting embarrassing that he isn't). Aleister 1:45 1-12-13
  4. Because he's... because...  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 05:02 12.01.13
  5. I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 02:18, Thursday 12 December 2013 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  6. --ShabiDOO 03:59, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit source]

Bizzeebeever (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 5
  1. Mustardicon.png Mustard. Did the coding work he was supposed to do months ago, smells beautiful. The mustard resembles his importance to the community; small but I would put him on my hot dog. Wait what? Also, this nomination is a little late but, well, who cares? I'll be the only one voting anyway... *Sigh* --Mimo&maxus 21:12, 5 December 2013 (UTC)
  2. Am I allowed to vote twice? If so, Symbol for vote.svg For. If not, Symbol for vote.svg !for. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 21:59, 5 December 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Sympathy vote. Nominally Humane! 12:47 06 Dec
  4. He should get the super mega extra user of the month award. --ShabiDOO 03:25, 6 December 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg QVFD Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:59, 6 December, 2013 (UTC)

Llwy-ar-lawr (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser[edit source]

Score: 9
  1. N+F Should win I reckon. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:19, 6 December 2013 (UTC)
  2. For -- The Zombiebaron 04:34, 6 December 2013 (UTC)
  3. Full of win. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Dec 6 '13 5:19 (UTC)
  4. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Llwy, sorry for not voting on this one. You already know how much I appreciate your contributions but Bizzebeever kidnapped my family and threatens to kill them if I vote for you. Next time, I promise! (P.S. My story might come in contrast with his "for" vote but don't let him fool you. It's all part of his evil plan to conquer Uncyclopedia and use us as sex slaves) --Mimo&maxus 13:10, 6 December 2013 (UTC)
    Symbol comment vote.svg Comment on your comment. You should switch your vote. Ll...Spoonie is cool and shit. Plus, I've already won this. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Dec 6 '13 14:44 (UTC)
    It's ok to win twice. I think you do more stuff anyway. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 15:10, 6 December 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Has been brilliant. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:03, 6 December 2013 (UTC)
  6. BB deserves half a dozen of these, yet he won one once and I saw it being sold on Ebay, which tells me he doesn't respect the award (I bid on it for a Christmas gift for my Aunt). But yes, Llwy-ar-lawr is everywhere when I log onto recent changes, has done a slaves work so well that MadMax is looking over his shoulder, and I couldn't pass this page by without acknowledging her contributions. Nice work! Aleister 19:25 6-12-13
  7. For -- Llwy-uh-... is great, really brilliant, even if I can't spell her name without help. Snarglefoop (talk) 20:38, 3 January 2014 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg ¡For! Anton (talk) 09:22, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Every time I log in and look at recent changes....the horror! -RAHB 20:20, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
  10. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Can somebody please win this? The vote started in December and now it's January, and it's supposed to be a month award. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 23:09, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
  11. In Soviet Russia, award wins you! Aleister 00:40 5-1-14
    Yes, but didn't you already vote? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 00:48, 5 January 2014 (UTC)
    Doesn't Llwy win this? I think you have to have at least 5 votes for and you have eight. Anton (talk) 14:15, 5 January 2014 (UTC)
  12. In Soviet Russia party members vote three times. Aleister 15:08 5-1-14 (I didn't notice my first vote from a year or so ago, but you've won this for December and it just has to be officalized by someone).