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House of Trouser

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  • Disintegrate. I'm speechless... Saberwolf116 03:33, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete and move to illogicopedia. --Mnb'z 03:44, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pants ! --Romartus 15:39, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
*sniff* I miss MrN! Saberwolf116 16:05, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Where is Mr N? mAttlobster. (hello) 17:53, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:50, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
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Weirdest words

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People who are totally all like "we're the best" but their aLL gay and stuff and stupid s i hate them

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  • Delete. This is an intentionally bad page which is, sadly, too bad to be any good. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:17, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
  • lyk dont you hate all those people who are all like were awesome but their actuallly assfaggots? --roman assfaggot 01:54, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's remarkably hard to write a page on how bad something is that isn't dragged down by the badness (whether actual or imaginary) of the subject, and I'm widely considered to be an expert on this matter as I have never written such a page; one that's written bad, but good. This page is what happens when you fail. Look at all the great writers in its history. Even they couldn't help much. This is why I stick to writing pages about ponies. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:40, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mnb'z 05:22, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not gonna make a habit of voting here but I do hate this article. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 05:24 28 May 2009
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VFD-padlock.png Bast

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  • Delete can't find any humor in it, and only 1 article links to it. --Mnb'z 07:23, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete There are worse articles, but this has no humour in it. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:33, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 19:24, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 02:42, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a difficult subject and the results are unsurprisingly poor. It could use a fresh perspective.--Winston 16:50, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. This cat needs a bowl of milk to beef up its bones. --Romartus 10:46, 24 May 2009 (UTC)


Too close. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:34, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

BFK

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vanity calamity. --Romartus 07:24, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:39, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mnb'z 17:53, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Voltran

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  • Keep It's not hurting anyone. Jackofspades.png (talk) 18:03, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
    No offense Jack, but that's not really a reason to keep an article. What if a noob stumbled upon it in random search, and thinks "this is how I should write articles"? Things like that can accumulate. Saberwolf116 01:59, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. You nerds simply aren't nerdy enough to get this. Nerds. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:10, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Not a feature, but also not incoherent, so someone may find it funny. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:24, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep again, per DJ and MO   Le Cejak <14:40 May 22, 2009>
  • Keep. Per all of the above. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:11, May 22
  • Ankh smite.png Per UU? Yes, per UU, as per per all of the above. User:Zheliel/sigz2 04:43, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Admittedly this is of somewhat limited appeal, but to a programmer it's quite funny. Point the gun elsewhere.--Winston 16:47, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • Disintegrate. Listy and unfunny. Saberwolf116 12:02, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mnb'z 15:51, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Angry software engineer ranting; although I do like the idea of starting every line with a 'please'. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:31, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Is it Voltran or Voltron ?? Or just a Vole ??? It is for the cesspit. --Romartus 10:43, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

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  • I agree with what the SaberWolf is saying above - I think votes should be based on the quality of the article not whether it is liable to 'come back worse' or philosophical judgements as to whether it is 'hurting anyone'. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:25, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:58, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Anticheese

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  • Strong Keep Famine would ban you so bad, the first sentence is good enough. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:46, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:48, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I've re-integrated some of Famine's lost text, for better I hope.--Winston 16:34, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • For --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:42, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • It doesn't weigh much. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 18:48, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Per RDB --~Jewriken.GIF 14:00, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep This is nonsensical and stupid and very funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:07, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • Disintegrate. More 2005 cruft. Created by Famine, yet no funny at all. Saberwolf116 02:36, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mnb'z 03:59, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. It's a bit cheesy and dribbily. --Romartus 15:41, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

  • Keept -RAHB 00:52, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

I-am-bored

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  • Delete. I'm bored of us having this vanity article hanging around. Spang and Skull asked them on the talk page to leave off using usernames and so forth, and mentioned it was borderline. Look at it - it's full of usernames and vanity, and for me it's way over the borderline. Let's get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:23, May 26
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mnb'z 13:56, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
  • And not a moment too soon. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:59, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. This is not a good as articles that are better. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Vanity. Saberwolf116 15:31, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png User:Crablogger

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  • No. It's a userpage. Also, instead of hiding this fact, next time I'd appreciate it if you were upfront with your nominations. Consider it a warning. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:38, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
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Preemptive Keep. Don't be an asshole. That's my job. I'm an asshole! Woo! Go me! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:57, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

The next one dealing with Crablogger will get a week's ban. I had enough of this. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:30, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Roger Rabbit

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. random as hell, to the point that substituting a random name for the subject would almost make as much sense. --Mnb'z 04:04, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and start again.--Winston 16:28, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg lolCrablogger Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:42, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Starring as Borat, in the movie, Borat. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 18:45, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 21:18, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
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Antipasta

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Soviet hats

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Mega Man XXV

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Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Strictly for the kiddies. --Romartus 10:31, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

St. Canard

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  • Delete and maybe move to wikipedia. I fail to see any humor or possibility for humor in this article. --Mnb'z 05:18, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Clearly this is the work of someone with a drink problem. I sincerily hope this aritcle's deletion does not exacerbate his condition. Get help. Find Jesus or Allah or one of them. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:35, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Smite lightning.svg Smite. User:Zheliel/sigz2 04:43, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Serving it with an orange up its arse wouldn't have helped either. --Romartus 10:40, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Jackofspades.png (talk) 18:51, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Uncyclopedia:Sockpuppeteer of the Month

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  • Designate "Retired Award" status. Normally, I'd be the one to white-knight stuff like this, but this award seems to have run its course. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:05, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Change protection level to [edit=sysop:move=sysop] and replace "Official Nominations for ..." to "Nominations closed until further notice" and leave it be. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:29, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. It's long gone. Saberwolf116 18:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Yeah. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 18:33, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. pointless and perverse-incentive generating award. --Mnb'z 19:50, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Welll - I guess if we delete this, that makes me the last-ever Sockpuppeteer of the Month. That's sort of neat. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:46, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Close Noms. We've got too many unimportant awards. Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:40, May 20
  • NO! Sockpuppets are for Conservapedia not Uncyclopedia. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:29, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Mnbvcxz   Le Cejak <14:42 May 22, 2009>
  • Delete. Sockpuppetry is inexcusable. Also, per what a handsome admin is about to say in the comments section. Four Tildes 14:47, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • I'd say just close for further nominations without deleting it. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:46, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
I think that was what TKF was suggesting. Saberwolf116 21:51, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Jeez, can't nobody read? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:56, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
The obvious answer is no. I'm typing this on mere intuition. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:47, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain. Per some prophetic user calling me handsome up there. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:48, May 22

Kept, locked and closed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:32, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and maybe move to illogicopedia. Totally detached from reality. --Mnb'z 05:10, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article framed Roger Rabbit. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 05:12, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Another one from my VFD list. Saberwolf116 11:42, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • I don't get it: Thought does that mean it should be deleted just because I don't get it?????? Yes...mAttlobster. (hello) 13:48, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Piffle. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:56, May 22
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Give Me Dyclonine

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LS-RP

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  • Delete. Shite. Drama incitement made by some lameass who got banned from whateveritis. Too old to huff on sight, so please vote below so I can huff this in a nice democratic manner. Thanks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:57, May 22
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:59, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 12:05, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • They'd probably feature this on ED Ha ha ha, random crap on the internet no one cares about. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:23, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • HIS FACE IS UPSIDE DOWN!!!! mAttlobster. (hello) 13:36, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png UnNews:America seeks return to British rule

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  • Keep. First of all, it's not all that bad. Second, it's just an old UnNews (per Hyperbole). Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:08, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. If this is representative of the worst of Uncyclopedia, we aren't doing too bad. (Note: Uncyclopedia is still the worst) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:02, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Deleting old news articles is doubleplusungood. Don't give me that, "he who controls the present controls the past" garbage. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 19:56, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because old UnNews is hardly ever looked at unless someone is stalking another user. Jackofspades.png (talk) 07:16, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Per Modus and Jack. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:48, May 19
    • I would hardly call what I'm doing stalking, User:Dexter111344 did alot worse than what I ever did. --Mnb'z 16:31, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
      • Yeah, I'm not convinced that one can stalk someone who left the wiki long ago. That's closer to archaeology than stalking. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:49, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep It's an excellent idea and nowhere near delete worthy. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:56, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! This article had the potential to be funny, but the execution was, shall we say, lacking. This could be a funny UnNews, but I think a blank slate is better than this. Oh, and courtesy Crablogger. --Mnb'z 06:06, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It has the idea but not the execution. --Romartus 14:43, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Copied from some sad forwarded email. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:28, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • Abstain. Terrible but probably harmless. Old UnNews aren't really the same as shitty mainspace articles; the chance of anyone stumbling upon them really seems pretty minimal. Almost nothing links here, Special:Random won't visit it, and electrons are cheap. Y'know? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:30, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain per a policy of not deleting unnews. --Mnb'z 15:08, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Close enough. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:02, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Charge of the White Van Men

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  • Disintegrate. Random, unfunny, incoherent. Saberwolf116 12:07, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mnb'z 15:51, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Get you gone. Jackofspades.png (talk) 18:01, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. For some stupid reason, I can't seem to focus enough to read it. It must really suck. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 00:51, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Shite. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:49, May 22
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Grand Theft Auto

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Flash Gordon

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Snake

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just a list of cock. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:56, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Wow. Jackofspades.png (talk) 18:06, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'd suggest a list purge, but then it would be short enough for QVFD. --Mnb'z 18:17, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny listy crap. Lifty and Shifty 23:14, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
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Tourettes Guy

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg weak keep it will only come back worse. --Mnb'z 17:49, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep. What the stalker said. Jackofspades.png (talk) 17:54, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • The problem nominating something for VFD which fits all the criterea is that people vote keep with comments like 'it will only come back worse'. If it does then just delete it again or protect it like we used to do. I'm now throwing my toys out of my pram - but this page is now really really pointless. I see plenty of bad articles that qualify for VFD, but the critereon of judging whether they'll 'only come back worse' is not something I can really be bothered to judge.mAttlobster. (hello) 17:58, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Black People

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Needs a cleanup and delistifying; ask an admin about unprotecting it. Saberwolf116 12:16, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. - seems alright enough to me, I'll fetch your gold taps later as well... after I've wanked off (from a secret vantage point) to your wife who is sun bathing on the patio.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:27, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. walks of egg shells, but not delete worthy. --Mnb'z 15:40, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Needs a rewrite though. Jackofspades.png (talk) 17:59, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Per the second part of what Sycamore said. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:36, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:02, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Meh, keep. It needs work, although I do like the edited wikipedia image at the top. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 22:17, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This really isn't funny at all. If it is supposed to be ironic - then I think it fails miserably. --Romartus 12:14, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Has no point to it. What is this article about? mAttlobster. (hello) 18:29, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • Invalid No VFD tag. Also, would have been kept anyway. -RAHB 00:46, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
We couldn't add a VFD tag; it's protected. Saberwolf116 01:38, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
For protected articles, VFD tags go on the talk page. --Mnb'z 04:38, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Stewie Griffin

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  • Weak keep. Not a good article, but probably not bad enough to justify all the red links that its removal would cause. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:54, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Redirect to Family Guy. Saberwolf116 21:04, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete TVcruft. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:41, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Another article that assumes everyone knows who Stewie Griffin is. Saberwolf116 21:04, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
    • Quite, we should just huff stuff that you personally have not heard of...--Sycamore (Talk) 21:27, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
      • It wouldn't matter if it was funny. Saberwolf116 21:51, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I can see some of the best brains here have had a hack at this one already and recently. --Romartus 20:53, 20 May 2009 (UTC)


Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:30, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Sears

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  • Keep improved a bit by an ip, and its not that awful. Maybe a fix tag would be in order. --Mnb'z 05:30, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It isn't looking very pretty in its current state but perhaps it will inspire an American based writer to come up with something funnier. I know the name but don't recall visiting any of their stores when in the USA. --Romartus 06:16, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Known for it's mullet-clad legion of death rockers, Sears is planning a hostile ruthless takeover of all old ladies underpants. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 06:30, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Meh. Sears will likely be expanded anyhow, and it's not as bad as some of the other articles on here. Also, I want to get some votes off VFD so we can nom stuff again. Saberwolf116 17:43, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete Nothing but a big list and some unfunny crap. Lifty and Shifty 01:30, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Hahaha. Jackofspades.png (talk) 04:42, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Hard to read & of exceedingly poor quality. --noamshouseparty 17:39, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
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A week. No clear winner. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:50, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Child Abuse

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  • Keep I don't like deleting articles merely because they are intentionally offensive. This one is weak, listy, and filled with red links, but I don't think this its one of those articles that stops someone from making a good one in its place. --Mnb'z 16:37, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It is a bit rubbish but not bad enough for crapfibulation . --Romartus 18:42, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

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  • Delete. I think this article should either go, or be done much more tastefully. --Chay <Contribs UNSOC Also> 23:21, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. More Chinese Opera. Jackofspades.png (talk) 07:13, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Listy and shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:55, May 19
  • Disintegrate. Unfunny and red-linkish. Saberwolf116 12:05, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • No, thanks.   Le Cejak <14:55 May 20, 2009>
  • Eh now that was unfunny --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:53, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete This isn't funny...funny it isn't. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:26, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Mantuition

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  • Keep. But it's funny listy 2006 IP cruft. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 01:38, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • ^This. Spang talk 02:45, 20 May 2009
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. not quite bad enough, and its not one of those articles that keeps a good article from growing in its place. --Mnb'z 05:43, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like the idea of this article even if this looks undercooked to work very well. --Romartus 06:30, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

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  • Disintegrate. Listy 2006 IP cruft. Saberwolf116 01:12, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • Keeptificated. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:02, May 21

Athlone

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  • Delete I want this page to die with fires. Fries, too. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:39, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Also, remember to put the VFD tag on the page. Saberwolf116 21:20, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • D'leet Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:42, May 20
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mnb'z 04:39, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. It's not bad, but it is towncruft. Jackofspades.png (talk) 07:18, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
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Great Purge

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You are the Enema. --Romartus 20:50, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

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Space Jam

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  • Delete moviecruft from that one guy. --Mnb'z 13:44, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just read the first line and you'll understand. --noamshouseparty 14:21, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:57, 20 May
  • Too bad this isn't as good as the movie. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:32, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When I see Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck mentions - I now think - 'Crap articles'. --Romartus 20:47, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. To it's credit, it did give me a link to a good article to put on my hitlist. Saberwolf116 21:23, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I cried. IronLung 22:20, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
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1982 GMC Custom Van

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  • Disintegrate. Granted, it's not completely incoherent, but it's not really funny, and the title is so specific no one will ever rewrite it. Saberwolf116 12:18, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mnb'z 13:44, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete and redirect to Shaggin' Wagon. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:55, 20 May
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crush. --Romartus 20:45, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Bwuh? Not funny. Lifty and Shifty 02:04, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
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Lemmy

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  • Delete with a little cleanup, this coud be a featured article... on illogicopedia. --Mnb'z 04:34, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Reading through this I see "Monster Magnet." The only other time I've heard of that band was in a bit by Mitch Hedberg. Now I'm sad... Jackofspades.png (talk) 05:52, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. I know an article will smell bad if it starts off with a lame start like Lemmy being born in 1567. Ok why not 1567 BC ? Or any random date ?? It is also dull. Shame these articles cannot be recycled as a cure for insomnia. --Romartus 06:24, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Uhh...ok then. Saberwolf116 11:58, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Not funny. WTF? Lifty and Shifty 02:05, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • Hey, I'll have less of this Illogicopedia-bashing, thangyewverymuch. Besides, this is too listy for Illogi. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 18:34, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Template:Club penguin

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O SNAP! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:41, 20 May
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Club penguin. WTF!? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:38, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Unused. On a related note, are unused templates QVFD candidates? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:56, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. And only if they're full of redlinks, Hype. In any case, this one has been regularly deleted anyhow. Saberwolf116 21:00, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
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The Manbearpig

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Plan 10 from Outer Space

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  • Delete moviecruft about an extremely low budge movie no one has heard about. Per my stalking of an inactive user :) --Mnb'z 05:41, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Is it just me or are these starting to get better? Or am I just going insane? Jackofspades.png (talk) 05:46, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, movie did terrible, blah blah blah blah Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:11, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Daffy Duck again. Crablogger likes his cartoon characters. BTW - I have seen Plan 9 . It is so crap it's funny type of movie. Unlike this article.--Romartus 06:20, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random, namedroppy bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:43, May 20
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Plan 9 From Outer Space is actually a very famous movie. Spang talk 05:44, 20 May 2009

Magical Mystical Mole

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  • Disintegrate. Stupid and unfunny. Saberwolf116 01:21, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • WTF!?! RANDOM -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 01:40, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. & move to illogicopedia maybe? --Mnb'z 04:28, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Magical Mystical Mole set up the Klu Klux Klan... Jackofspades.png (talk) 05:48, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So how was the Magical Mystery Mole so named ? Ok lets talk about creating the KKK with Lemmy instead....eh ???? --Romartus 06:28, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

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VFD-padlock.png Terms for American descendents of Africans

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  • Keep some savable base material. --Mnb'z 00:55, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep. Short but good. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 21:52, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep it. It's not awesome, but it's better than a lot of the stuff we keep around here. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:42, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep. This is actually pretty good! What's it doing here?! --noamshouseparty 17:04, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. is a link on African American, but it isn't funny and doesn't seem necessary. Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:01, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. agreed.--Romartus 04:33, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

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  • Rewrite. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:15, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Ten days, no clear winner. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:03, 20 May 2009 (UTC)


VFD-padlock.png Adam Sandler

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. At least it shows twisted passion ! --Romartus 11:42, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

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Alice in Chains

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is a week keep really but as far as I can see this isn't moronic/stupid. Dull probably but I don't think it should be chucked in the skip. Perhaps someone who knows more about this group will be moved to writing a better parody.--Romartus 06:22, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
There is never any reason to keep a crappy band article in the hopes that someone will improve it. First, nobody ever does (band articles are notoriously difficult to pull off) and second, people will think of bandnames to search for regardless of whether we have an article on them or not. Keeping a crap band article only encourages people to write more crap band articles. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:37, 19 May

Just a point of ordure. Should your comment be in delete rather than keep Opty ?.--Romartus 18:44, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

No. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:29, 19 May
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Yellow Submarine Sandwich

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. article which is a parody of a parody of a Beatles album, in the form of Moviecruft. Courtesy Crablogger. --Mnb'z 05:59, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.If it was funnier I would have kept it. But isn't it. --Romartus 14:42, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. For a crablogger article it isn't bad. For a normal article though... Jackofspades.png (talk) 07:18, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random as anything. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:50, May 19
  • Disintegrate. Anything made by Crablogger should be QVFD. Saberwolf116 17:30, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
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Leviathan versus Behemoth

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  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. I am so confused. Jackofspades.png (talk) 07:12, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Huh? Saberwolf116 12:16, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • At first, I thought this article was called "Leviathan versus Beethoven." I was disappointed. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:21, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:28, 19 May
  • Delete --Mnb'z 16:38, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
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The twang

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  • Disintegrate. Unfunny cruft. Saberwolf116 11:59, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete needs random template spam. --Mnb'z 16:40, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:53, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Socky, I have reason to believe you make that template one pixel bigger every day. Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:08, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete What they said. Not funny. Lifty and Shifty 00:59, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png The Good, The Bad, and the Swansea

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  • Keep. I like it! Sorta... --noamshouseparty 17:39, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If...if..we are going to keep any Crablogger articles then perhaps this could be the only one ?? A Welsh version of a Spaghetti western ??? That is at least unusual - as the great Tom Jones once sang sort of. --Romartus 06:24, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. I cleaned up the formatting. I does! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:21, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. But get rid of the cast lists. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:38, May 19
  • Changing to keep. I might have been a bit implusive in nomming this one on my quest to kill all Crablogger related articles. He was a terrible writer, but I think this one should be spared- the cleanup makes it bearable. Saberwolf116 17:37, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Change to keep per above. --Mnb'z 17:55, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
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We kept a couple crablogger ones before. --Mnb'z 06:28, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

  • Abstain. Needs a serious re-write. If that doesn't happen, let it go. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:11, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
    • I did a cleanup, (i.e. listcruft removal, red links), so its a bit less moviecrufty. --Mnb'z 16:49, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:04, 20 May 2009 (UTC)


Pocket PC

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Hexadecimal

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  • Delete - This is just gibberish, which confused the less mathimatically inclined--Sycamore (Talk) 13:40, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Per Sycamore. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:53, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. This doesn't say anything in hex. It's some kind of weird cipher - there's a "key" at the end that suggests that "3E" is "H", "0C" is "C", and "FF" is "U". Well, that's just nonsense - no meaningful system would assign 63 to H, 12 to C, and 255 to U. Further, the cipher in the "key" doesn't seem to match the cipher in the rest of the "article," considering that all those Fs would just read UUUUUUU. I'm inclined to conclude that this is just a more-or-less random typing of letters and numbers. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:00, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete the stupid, RANDOM, unoriginal crap. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 19:53, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. I'm getting sick of articles that are explained by their title; that got old about 2 years ago. Saberwolf116 22:17, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
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Flesh Gordon

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Nobody cares. Saberwolf116 14:17, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
I care. Guess that makes me Nobody. --noamshouseparty 15:36, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Qwerty (country)

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VFD-padlock.png Nuremberg Trials

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. - Notable, needs rewrite, not summery deletions--Sycamore (Talk) 20:45, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Meh. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 03:22, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Who would even nominate this? Lazy bastards, do a 3 min rewrite & there ya go. --noamshouseparty 10:46, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. {{rewrite}}. However, Syc has got me thinking about how deletions could be summery - how about if I delete articles while wearing my shorts and wearing sunglasses? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:51, May 13
  • Keep. I was just thinking about a concept for rewriting this article today. I don't know the protocol or whatever, but I would like to move this to my userspace and work on it there as it may take some time. IronLung 01:24, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
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  • I would have voted keep on notability grounds, but this article has almost nothing to do with the actual subject. It isn't even consistent with the other articles in its "in universe." On top of that, 85% of the article is a list. --Mnb'z 04:59, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. It should really be called the Disneyland trials. --Romartus 23:28, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Almost deleteworthy because of the randomness it starts with. Uh. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:17, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Keepted. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:10, May 19

VFD-padlock.png Charles Nelson Reilly

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  • I'll Abstain from this one, because I've never heard of him, so I wouldn't get any jokes about him. CUN RA Talk to me _ 03:52, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
    He was really, really gay. In the 70's on talkshows and early 80's on gameshows, that was considered funny. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:55, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Rewrite. A couple of laughs - if they were made central this would be readable. I don't really mind that it's short. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:19, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

No clear victor. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:10, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Keebler Elves

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