Uncyclopedia:Do it yourself
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It has wide acceptance among editors and is considered a standard that everyone should follow, unless they don't want to, in which case they are free to ignore it, in which case nobody will care. Please make use of the standing on one knee position to propose to this policy.
Do it yourself.
|"Hey, can you guys make an article about <insert topic here>?"||Do it yourself.|
|Against. Maybe if the article had more content."||Do it yourself.|
|"Somebody should make an UnNews topic about <insert topic here>."||Do it yourself.|
|"Can you nominate my article for VFH?"||Do it yourself.|
|"I'm hungry. Somebody make me a sandwich."||Do it yourself.|
|"I need a new kitchen."||Do it yourself.|
- Unless it's something you can't do yourself.