Uncyclopedia:Best of/2011 (by date)

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January 2011

Date	Name
1 January	UnNews:Maria speaks to us
2 January	Roberto Duran
3 January	Alice in Sunderland
4 January	Riddle
5 January	UnNews:Amnesty International unfriends Uganda
6 January	The Godfather Part III
8 January	The Song Remains the Same
9 January	Barbarian
10 January	Aqueduct
11 January	UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified
12 January	UnNews:Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare
13 January	God's answering service
14 January	UnBooks:Duty
15 January	UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack
16 January	Find an Asian wife!
17 January	Dark Science
18 January	New York hobos
19 January	HowTo:Go into the light
23 January	UnReviews:The Road (2009)
24 January	Todd Palin
25 January	Slime Cube
26 January	Lonely hearts column
27 January	UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster
28 January	Kitten Cookbook
29 January	A Fine Frenzy
30 January	UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!
31 January	Take A Break (magazine)

February 2011

Date	Name
1 February	Yellow fever
12 February	A Study of Existentialism within Speed 2: Cruise Control
13 February	Elephant
14 February	Blockbuster
15 February	UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot)
16 February	UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England
17 February	Lionel Richie Ceiling Dance Conspiracy Theory
18 February	The First Lunar-American War
19 February	Pearl necklace
20 February	BabyTV
21 February	Miracle Science
22 February	Un-British Activities
23 February	Descentiousness
24 February	Tittyfuck rape
25 February	Roger Hargreaves
26 February	Aristotle
27 February	Elfen Lied
28 February	Workaround-oriented programming

March 2011

Date	Name
1 March	UnNews:World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming
2 March	Science fiction
3 March	In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating
4 March	UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor
5 March	Muddy Waters
6 March	Trainspotting (novel)
7 March	Rich guys who blow all their money on expensive whores
8 March	There'll Always Be An England?
9 March	UnBooks:The Old Man and LV
10 March	KDE
11 March	Samurai
12 March	UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer
13 March	Raymond Chandler's "Murder on the Orient Express"
14 March	Joe Pesci
15 March	Mike Tyson
16 March	Adam West
17 March	Wesley willis
18 March	Joy Division
19 March	Talk:Milton Babbitt
20 March	Gross Moral Turpitude
21 March	Mobutu Sese Seko
22 March	Xenopubes
23 March	UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin
24 March	The Abridged Reader's Digest Abridged Classics
25 March	Polar bear
26 March	Justin Bieber
27 March	HowTo:Cook Children
28 March	Viking Metal
29 March	HowTo:Be a Troll
30 March	Rapto-velocity
31 March	HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise

April 2011

Date	Name
1 April	A Day With My Son
2 April	Bass
3 April	Katy Perry
4 April	UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia
5 April	UnNews:Madden 12 to feature new Lockout Mode
6 April	Dinosaur
7 April	Idiots
8 April	Friday (song)
9 April	Miley Davis
10 April	Toshiro Mifune
11 April	Tombstone
12 April	UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper
13 April	Milton Babbitt/rewrite
14 April	Psychedelic music
15 April	UnBooks:The Revelations of St John the Divine of Woking
17 April	Last of the Mohicans
18 April	Pikeys - Our Friends
19 April	Salem witch trials
20 April	People Who Like to Fuck Naked
21 April	UnNews:Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath
22 April	Why?:Categorise pages
23 April	Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying, Sit Down and Relax for a Bit, Try and Read or Something, Maybe Eat a Cheese Sandwich, and Basically Do Anything Other Than Obsessively Think About Being Obliterated in a Massive Nuclear Explosion
24 April	On her wedding day, saying the things left unsaid
25 April	User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty
26 April	Milton Babbitt
27 April	Jeff Beck
28 April	UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates
29 April	Thomas Alva Edison - a man to measure
30 April	Victory

May 2011

Date	Name
1 May	Damaged goods
2 May	UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece
3 May	HowTo:Beat Shaq
4 May	Blind Lemon Kraftwerk
5 May	Ovum
6 May	HowTo:Frighten small children
7 May	Heaven's Gate
8 May	Neighborhood Watch
9 May	Machine gun
10 May	Blue-ringed octopus
11 May	Flying Gypsies
12 May	UnBooks:Memoirs of a Critic
13 May	UnNews:Unrest in Syria, nobody cares
14 May	Don Martin
15 May	Stratego
16 May	Born again
17 May	Updating The Classics
18 May	UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs
19 May	HowTo:Reenact History
20 May	UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows
21 May	Queen Victoria
22 May	UnScripts:The Socialer Network
23 May	Mailing it in
24 May	Muammar Gaddafi
25 May	Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia)
26 May	HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins
27 May	Guru Maharaj Ji
29 May	UnTunes:Ain't Another Way (The Pedophile's Lament)
30 May	Secretary
31st May	December 21, 2012

June 2011

Date	Name
1 June	UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes
2 June	A Series of Unfortunate Events
3 June	Ben Croshaw
4 June	Skunk
5 June	Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising?
6 June	UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions
7 June	Sofia Coppola
8 June	UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses
9 June	UnTunes:Still Alive (Bin Laden 2011 Cover)
10 June	Armenian Genocide
11 June	HowTo:Clown Stalk
12 June	HowTo:Get your candy back off that baby
13 June	HowTo:Face your upcoming death
14 June	Sexual harassment
15 June	Doping in sports
16 June	Ice cream truck
17 June	HowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men)
18 June	G-Rex
19 June	HowTo:Get into Heaven
20 June	My Name is Earl
21 June	Novak Djokovic
22 June	Celebrity Advice
23 June	UnScripts:The Single Caucasian Roommate
24 June	Visual puns
25 June	Kryptonite
26 June	Tom Paine
27 June	War of Colonial Aggression
28 June	Shabalov Vs Areshchenko
29 June	Sans-culottes
30 June	Mahjong

July 2011

Date	Name
1 July	Invader Zim
2 July	Boston Molasses Disaster
3 July	Inbox
4 July	Planned Parenthood
5 July	Chicago Seven
6 July	UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church
7 July	Uh oh!
8 July	Backmasking
9 July	HowTo:Be Deep
10 July	Padmé
11 July	Dave Chappelle
12 July	Madame Tussauds
13 July	George Carlin
14 July	Zach Braff
15 July	Hypnotist
16 July	ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign
17 July	Battle of Guadalcanal
18 July	Final Fantasy VII
19 July	HowTo:Replace bread with something else
20 July	Wall Street Kid
21 July	A pizza a day keeps the doctor away
22 July	Game of Thrones
23 July	Uncyclopedia made my life more different
24 July	Bohemian Grove
25 July	Rand Paul
26 July	Andy Kaufman
27 July	Two and a Half Men
28 July	It's Not You, It's Me
29 July	UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning
30 July	MTV Cribs
31 July	Québec

August 2011

Date	Name
1 August	Ethnicity
2 August	Boyfriend
3 August	Nazi Hover Tank
6 August	Creation myth
7 August	Office Space
8 August	HowTo:Get Off the Road
9 August	Why?:Invade the Falklands
10 August	PE Teacher
11 August	The Big Crunch
12 August	Unobtanium
13 August	Chicks
14 August	Purple Prose
15 August	HowTo:Make Breakfast Dew (For Women)
16 August	Why?:IPs can't edit the main page
17 August	Negative potato
18 August	Animal fucking
19 August	Jean de la Fontaine
20 August	UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies
21 August	Peter Dinklage
22 August	Feral Child
23 August	The Wire
24 August	Rosetta Stone
25 August	Swedish steamshovel
26 August	Carmen Miranda Syndrome
27 August	Puddle of shit
28 August	Bureau of time management
29 August	John Belushi
30 August	Ozone
31 August	Mini-golf

September 2011

Date	Name
1 September	Illogicopedia
2 September	HowTo:Write an Uncyclopedia article without reading any of the rules or directions or manuals or policies first
3 September	Sun
4 September	Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
5 September	HowTo:Eat sand
6 September	UnNews:Zeus Endorses Schwarzenegger for Republican Presidential Candidacy
7 September	Crying and Wanking
8 September	HowTo:Hug another man
9 September	Lynx Cool Metal Shower Gel
10 September	UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11
11 September	Dikembe Mutombo
12 September	UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik
13 September	My big 9-11 whoopsie
14 September	Eyewitness
15 September	Watermelon
16 September	A Man Getting Hit in the Crotch 800 Times
17 September	UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me
18 September	Final Destination
19 September	Daemonic kitties
20 September	2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation
21 September	HowTo:Train to look awesome!
22 September	UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire
23 September	UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship
25 September	Horseshoes (game)
28 September	Major urinary proteins
30 September	Australian Pink Floyd

October 2011

Date	Name
1 October	Skeleton warrior
3 October	Subliminal stimuli
4 October	Irreducible complexity
5 October	UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich
8 October	The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants
9 October	MKULTRA
11 October	Ghostwriter
13 October	This is not Sparta
14 October	Serious
16 October	Corpsearian
18 October	Principality of Sealand
20 October	UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict
22 October	Louisiana Purchase
23 October	Boards of Canada
24 October	Arecibo Message
25 October	Pac-Man (walkthrough)
26 October	Spittoon
27 October	Apathy Man
28 October	HowTo:Be A College DJ
29 October	Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig
30 October	SpongeBob SquarePants
31 October	UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer

November 2011

Date	Name
1 November	Creeping featurism
2 November	UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order
3 November	HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!
4 November	HowTo:Make me RICH
5 November	Fanny Cradock
6 November	HowTo:Milk a Cow
7 November	Receptive aphasia
8 November	Vasco da Gama
9 November	RoboCop
10 November	Knights in White Satin
11 November	How to:Pick your nose discreetly in public/At the Park
12 November	Deviled eggs
13 November	Door handle
14 November	HowTo:Disable a Tsar Bomba
15 November	I Have A Problem
16 November	Nothing is permanent
17 November	Jim Bridger
18 November	The only way to success
20 November	1969 24 Hours of Le Mans
21 November	Augustus
23 November	Fox News
24 November	UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years
25 November	Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here
26 November	Don King
27 November	UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich
28 November	UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis
29 November	Where The Wild Onions Grow
30 November	George Washington

December 2011

Date	Name
2 December	UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime
3 December	UnNews:WikiLeaks reveals I was an accident
4 December	Iceland
5 December	Herman Cain
6 December	UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance
8 December	UnScripts:Good Dog/Bad Dog
9 December	Mexico tourism brochure
11 December	Imagination
12 December	Banana Jacket
13 December	Extraterrestrial life
14 December	HowTo:Turn nature into collectibles
16 December	Tojo Books
19 December	Italy
21 December	Mount Everest Disaster
22 December	UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away
24 December	Snow angels
25 December	UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people'
27 December	HowTo:Recognize and Fight a Boss without Losing your Last Life
29 December	UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada
31 December	All Quiet on the Western Front