Uncyclopedia:Best of/2011 (by date)

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On this page are articles that were featured on the front page during the golden years of Uncyclopedia (meaning any year other than this year) [golden meaning its not like this year] {meaning the articles aren't as good as this year}. Do read them to see how much better the 2011 articles are.

You may also wish to see the voting page for said better articles of this year.


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January 2011[edit]

Date Name
1 January UnNews:Maria speaks to us
2 January Roberto Duran
3 January Alice in Sunderland
4 January Riddle
5 January UnNews:Amnesty International unfriends Uganda
6 January The Godfather Part III
8 January The Song Remains the Same
9 January Barbarian
10 January Aqueduct
11 January UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified
12 January UnNews:Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare
13 January God's answering service
14 January UnBooks:Duty
15 January UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack
16 January Find an Asian wife!
17 January Dark Science
18 January New York hobos
19 January HowTo:Go into the light
23 January UnReviews:The Road (2009)
24 January Todd Palin
25 January Slime Cube
26 January Lonely hearts column
27 January UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster
28 January Kitten Cookbook
29 January A Fine Frenzy
30 January UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!
31 January Take A Break (magazine)

February 2011[edit]

Date Name
1 February Yellow fever
12 February A Study of Existentialism within Speed 2: Cruise Control
13 February Elephant
14 February Blockbuster
15 February UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot)
16 February UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England
17 February Lionel Richie Ceiling Dance Conspiracy Theory
18 February The First Lunar-American War
19 February Pearl necklace
20 February BabyTV
21 February Miracle Science
22 February Un-British Activities
23 February Descentiousness
24 February Tittyfuck rape
25 February Roger Hargreaves
26 February Aristotle
27 February Elfen Lied
28 February Workaround-oriented programming

March 2011[edit]

Date Name
1 March UnNews:World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming
2 March Science fiction
3 March In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating
4 March UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor
5 March Muddy Waters
6 March Trainspotting (novel)
7 March Rich guys who blow all their money on expensive whores
8 March There'll Always Be An England?
9 March UnBooks:The Old Man and LV
10 March KDE
11 March Samurai
12 March UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer
13 March Raymond Chandler's "Murder on the Orient Express"
14 March Joe Pesci
15 March Mike Tyson
16 March Adam West
17 March Wesley willis
18 March Joy Division
19 March Talk:Milton Babbitt
20 March Gross Moral Turpitude
21 March Mobutu Sese Seko
22 March Xenopubes
23 March UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin
24 March The Abridged Reader's Digest Abridged Classics
25 March Polar bear
26 March Justin Bieber
27 March HowTo:Cook Children
28 March Viking Metal
29 March HowTo:Be a Troll
30 March Rapto-velocity
31 March HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise

April 2011[edit]

Date Name
1 April A Day With My Son
2 April Bass
3 April Katy Perry
4 April UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia
5 April UnNews:Madden 12 to feature new Lockout Mode
6 April Dinosaur
7 April Idiots
8 April Friday (song)
9 April Miley Davis
10 April Toshiro Mifune
11 April Tombstone
12 April UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper
13 April Milton Babbitt/rewrite
14 April Psychedelic music
15 April UnBooks:The Revelations of St John the Divine of Woking
17 April Last of the Mohicans
18 April Pikeys - Our Friends
19 April Salem witch trials
20 April People Who Like to Fuck Naked
21 April UnNews:Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath
22 April Why?:Categorise pages
23 April Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying, Sit Down and Relax for a Bit, Try and Read or Something, Maybe Eat a Cheese Sandwich, and Basically Do Anything Other Than Obsessively Think About Being Obliterated in a Massive Nuclear Explosion
24 April On her wedding day, saying the things left unsaid
25 April User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty
26 April Milton Babbitt
27 April Jeff Beck
28 April UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates
29 April Thomas Alva Edison - a man to measure
30 April Victory

May 2011[edit]

Date Name
1 May Damaged goods
2 May UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece
3 May HowTo:Beat Shaq
4 May Blind Lemon Kraftwerk
5 May Ovum
6 May HowTo:Frighten small children
7 May Heaven's Gate
8 May Neighborhood Watch
9 May Machine gun
10 May Blue-ringed octopus
11 May Flying Gypsies
12 May UnBooks:Memoirs of a Critic
13 May UnNews:Unrest in Syria, nobody cares
14 May Don Martin
15 May Stratego
16 May Born again
17 May Updating The Classics
18 May UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs
19 May HowTo:Reenact History
20 May UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows
21 May Queen Victoria
22 May UnScripts:The Socialer Network
23 May Mailing it in
24 May Muammar Gaddafi
25 May Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia)
26 May HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins
27 May Guru Maharaj Ji
29 May UnTunes:Ain't Another Way (The Pedophile's Lament)
30 May Secretary
31st May December 21, 2012

June 2011[edit]

Date Name
1 June UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes
2 June A Series of Unfortunate Events
3 June Ben Croshaw
4 June Skunk
5 June Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising?
6 June UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions
7 June Sofia Coppola
8 June UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses
9 June UnTunes:Still Alive (Bin Laden 2011 Cover)
10 June Armenian Genocide
11 June HowTo:Clown Stalk
12 June HowTo:Get your candy back off that baby
13 June HowTo:Face your upcoming death
14 June Sexual harassment
15 June Doping in sports
16 June Ice cream truck
17 June HowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men)
18 June G-Rex
19 June HowTo:Get into Heaven
20 June My Name is Earl
21 June Novak Djokovic
22 June Celebrity Advice
23 June UnScripts:The Single Caucasian Roommate
24 June Visual puns
25 June Kryptonite
26 June Tom Paine
27 June War of Colonial Aggression
28 June Shabalov Vs Areshchenko
29 June Sans-culottes
30 June Mahjong

July 2011[edit]

Date Name
1 July Invader Zim
2 July Boston Molasses Disaster
3 July Inbox
4 July Planned Parenthood
5 July Chicago Seven
6 July UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church
7 July Uh oh!
8 July Backmasking
9 July HowTo:Be Deep
10 July Padmé
11 July Dave Chappelle
12 July Madame Tussauds
13 July George Carlin
14 July Zach Braff
15 July Hypnotist
16 July ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign
17 July Battle of Guadalcanal
18 July Final Fantasy VII
19 July HowTo:Replace bread with something else
20 July Wall Street Kid
21 July A pizza a day keeps the doctor away
22 July Game of Thrones
23 July Uncyclopedia made my life more different
24 July Bohemian Grove
25 July Rand Paul
26 July Andy Kaufman
27 July Two and a Half Men
28 July It's Not You, It's Me
29 July UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning
30 July MTV Cribs
31 July Québec

August 2011[edit]

Date Name
1 August Ethnicity
2 August Boyfriend
3 August Nazi Hover Tank
6 August Creation myth
7 August Office Space
8 August HowTo:Get Off the Road
9 August Why?:Invade the Falklands
10 August PE Teacher
11 August The Big Crunch
12 August Unobtanium
13 August Chicks
14 August Purple Prose
15 August HowTo:Make Breakfast Dew (For Women)
16 August Why?:IPs can't edit the main page
17 August Negative potato
18 August Animal fucking
19 August Jean de la Fontaine
20 August UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies
21 August Peter Dinklage
22 August Feral Child
23 August The Wire
24 August Rosetta Stone
25 August Swedish steamshovel
26 August Carmen Miranda Syndrome
27 August Puddle of shit
28 August Bureau of time management
29 August John Belushi
30 August Ozone
31 August Mini-golf

September 2011[edit]

Date Name
1 September Illogicopedia
2 September HowTo:Write an Uncyclopedia article without reading any of the rules or directions or manuals or policies first
3 September Sun
4 September Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
5 September HowTo:Eat sand
6 September UnNews:Zeus Endorses Schwarzenegger for Republican Presidential Candidacy
7 September Crying and Wanking
8 September HowTo:Hug another man
9 September Lynx Cool Metal Shower Gel
10 September UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11
11 September Dikembe Mutombo
12 September UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik
13 September My big 9-11 whoopsie
14 September Eyewitness
15 September Watermelon
16 September A Man Getting Hit in the Crotch 800 Times
17 September UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me
18 September Final Destination
19 September Daemonic kitties
20 September 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation
21 September HowTo:Train to look awesome!
22 September UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire
23 September UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship
25 September Horseshoes (game)
28 September Major urinary proteins
30 September Australian Pink Floyd

October 2011[edit]

Date Name
1 October Skeleton warrior
3 October Subliminal stimuli
4 October Irreducible complexity
5 October UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich
8 October The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants
9 October MKULTRA
11 October Ghostwriter
13 October This is not Sparta
14 October Serious
16 October Corpsearian
18 October Principality of Sealand
20 October UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict
22 October Louisiana Purchase
23 October Boards of Canada
24 October Arecibo Message
25 October Pac-Man (walkthrough)
26 October Spittoon
27 October Apathy Man
28 October HowTo:Be A College DJ
29 October Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig
30 October SpongeBob SquarePants
31 October UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer

November 2011[edit]

Date Name
1 November Creeping featurism
2 November UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order
3 November HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!
4 November HowTo:Make me RICH
5 November Fanny Cradock
6 November HowTo:Milk a Cow
7 November Receptive aphasia
8 November Vasco da Gama
9 November RoboCop
10 November Knights in White Satin
11 November How to:Pick your nose discreetly in public/At the Park
12 November Deviled eggs
13 November Door handle
14 November HowTo:Disable a Tsar Bomba
15 November I Have A Problem
16 November Nothing is permanent
17 November Jim Bridger
18 November The only way to success
20 November 1969 24 Hours of Le Mans
21 November Augustus
23 November Fox News
24 November UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years
25 November Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here
26 November Don King
27 November UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich
28 November UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis
29 November Where The Wild Onions Grow
30 November George Washington

December 2011[edit]

Date Name
2 December UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime
3 December UnNews:WikiLeaks reveals I was an accident
4 December Iceland
5 December Herman Cain
6 December UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance
8 December UnScripts:Good Dog/Bad Dog
9 December Mexico tourism brochure
11 December Imagination
12 December Banana Jacket
13 December Extraterrestrial life
14 December HowTo:Turn nature into collectibles
16 December Tojo Books
19 December Italy
21 December Mount Everest Disaster
22 December UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away
24 December Snow angels
25 December UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people'
27 December HowTo:Recognize and Fight a Boss without Losing your Last Life
29 December UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada
31 December All Quiet on the Western Front