Uncyclopedia:Article Narrator of the Month/winners

March

Insineratehymn (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• nom and for --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:07, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --General Insineratehymn 02:34, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --Kenvalyi 03:33, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Xylitol (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9

• N+F his work on Protect and Survive is genius! Not to mention HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw. Very much for! ~ 09:27, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• Hell yes! --El Zoof 12:08, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For El Zoof said it. —Braydie 18:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. It's not really fair to the others. Xylitol is terrific!--<<>> 19:58, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. That's the man! -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 20:00, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. If you're not doing voice over work, kill yourself with a chainsaw.-- 18:49, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I like this Tylenol Xylitol guy already! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 03:08, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• for, pure oration - jack mort | cunt | talk - 22:11, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 20:37, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

April

Insineratehymn (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7 uses of extreme sarcasm

• N+F It's starting to be a bit overdue for Insineratehymn. Does loads of good work in the audio field, including my fav - My Journeys with the GPS. Nothing like a bit article whoring while I'm at it :) ~ 23:53, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• For, because I can vote for myself. --General Insineratehymn 21:21, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
• For because of his fantabulous job with Uncyclopedia is the worst. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:09, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
• For I'll keep voting for hymn until he gets Insinerated... or something. --Kenvalyi 19:57, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 19:59, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
• For --Ilona06 02:29, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
• No Vote The creation of the Contents original recording is bad, but the rest are good. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:13, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. The creation of the Contents original recording is good, and so are the rest. Until I learn how to convert my recordings to mp3 I'll have to go with this guy. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 14:00, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

• XMPlay + LAME --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:26, 30 April 2007 (UTC

May

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 strangely accented diagonatribes

• nom & for --» >UF|TLK|▋» 19:26, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
• Yes, please --General Insineratehymn 22:49, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
• for This guy rocks! He needs this award, so give it to him! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:31, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 02:57, 30 May 2007

June

The Thinker (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 gruff cowboys

• Nom + For. Folgers Crystals. Nuff said. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:33, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
• sDig OMG, this is, so, unexpected... hehe ;) --THINKER 23:41, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
• Who could listen to lines like "crispity crunchity goodness" and not say for? --THE 14:35, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
• For --General Insineratehymn 21:58, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
• For There's no real way to describe the taste of a Folger's Crystal narration. Mmmmmm -RAHB 02:28, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
• Comment. He also did Sergei Rachmaninoff, which I was very pleased with! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:37, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
• For -- The Zombiebaron 16:39, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8 poorly imitated accents

• Nom + For. See: Dane Cook and Canadians. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:18, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
• For And don't forget about his angelic singing in "Be Gay". -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:56, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
• Dig though now I'm waiting for Jackie Mason's rendition of Be Gay.. --THINKER 05:04, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
• For Still reminds me of a Native American -RAHB 06:23, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
• For I'll see your Canadians and raise you a smile. -- The Zombiebaron 15:02, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

1. Foreskin, which this dude presumably doesn't have. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:49, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

• F☭R, 09:37, 30 July 2007

August

Zim ulator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

*Nom & For Because there is no other candidate and I see he has added severeal audios to UnNews--Sir Manforman 12:53, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

• Comment This is for normal audios though. For UnNews we have the Goldstein one, which Zim has won twice. -RAHB 08:52, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

• ineligible No visible article narrations I can see. Minimum three full article narrations. -RAHB 23:03, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

The Thinker (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 last day nominations

• Nom + For. Hah! No rule about winning twice! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:20, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
• For --General Insineratehymn 23:23, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
• Against To ruin the whole award at the last hour. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:24, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
• For, despite the fact that it is September--Sir Manforman 00:18, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• Sure, why not TWO! -RAHB 03:52, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

September

Todd Lyons (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• Nom & For - he did a good job with narrarating AAAAAAAAA!--Sir Manforman 23:50, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, I guess.
• For, but only because he's terribly inactive. If he was back, I'd never even dream of voting for him. Because that's how I roll. -- The Zombiebaron 01:51, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

The UnIdiot (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

• Nom & For he narrarated Ode to the Monotony of Life and Walls --Sir Manforman 23:12, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
• Yez -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:15, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
• Self-For Cool! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 23:17, Sep 29
• Strong for! He did Walls & Monotony, how can he lose? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:19 Sep 29, 2007
• For! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:17, Sep 30
• For Yay! -RAHB 17:21, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
• Seven! Yeah, that's how cool I am. No petty for for me!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:48, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

October

The UnIdiot (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 Gun safety articles

• Nom & For - yes he won this last month, but he has 18 several audios, which is probably more than any other Uncyclopedian, and he's the only active audio-recorder at the moment--Sir Manforman 00:01, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Ahem, not to brag or anything, but I have 31 audios, and I don't even want to guess how many Zim has. Check your facts next time. But then again, as Modus always say, he's quite mad. Which is completely irrelevant. ~ 17:29, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

• Um...For? All 18 of those audios aren't article narrations, but a bunch are. Plus it would be funny to beat led out when I'm the one who nommed him... Let the games begin!- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:27, Oct 16
  • That would make you technically ineligible, then. Manforman, this isn't the first time you've done this. Hell, it isn't even the second. Brush up on your reading and try not to do this ever, ever again. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:36, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
    • Disregard that, I suck cocks. Watch it on the nominations, though, M4M. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:47, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
• 'Fore! Helped me with my article and has done tons of others--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 00:51, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
• Comment- he still has more than 3 mainspace narrarations though, also if anyone is ineligible, it's TheLedBalloon, who only narrarated 1 article. Also, I thought his audios were referring to the articles he narrarated, but not all were actual narrarations--Sir Manforman 01:13, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

• Yep, and I have 2 more mainspace articles scheduled for tomorrow! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:29, Oct 16

• I hate all you guys. -_- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:25, Oct 16
• Unidiot is okay if you "LIKE" that kind of "THING" --  Le Cejak • <-> 19:59, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
• For As per Cajek -RAHB 02:38, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
• Fore As per me. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:02, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

TheLedBalloon (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

• Nom & For - He audio'd Why?:NUKE THE WHALES! (File:NUKE_THE_WHALES!.mp3).And he also help me out with the Walls audio and some other ones. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:21, Oct 10
• Cool, self-for! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:38, Oct 10
• Why Not?--Sir Manforman 22:52, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
• STRONG STRONG AGAINST. You know why. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:28, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
• HELLS YEAH! Of course! --  Le Cejak • <-> 04:13, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
• Hey Hey LBJ. -- The Zombiebaron 01:37, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
• how many kids did you kill today?~ 15:15, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

November

Insineratehymn (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• Nom + For as per his recent audios on Ct and 4'33" -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:26, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
• Big yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:44, Nov 17
• For. There's really no competition. Really. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:05, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
• For - The Mr winkler is GAY audio was great--Æ 02:22, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
• For. I listened to the Mr Winkler audio, and I haven't been this amused since that time when I was amused. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:30, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
• For I can dig it. -RAHB 06:10, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

December

NXWave (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

• Nom & For per Hannah Montana, and 667:Neighbor of The Beast--Æ 18:19, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
• Agreed-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:28, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
• Yeah, 'cause he audio'd a LedBalloon classic. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:06, Dec 1
• Sure. Stick to recordings, kid. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:11, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
• Comment - His Speaking Backwards audio was good, so I'm reinstaining--Æ 13:39, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
• For - Should have won this before. Thought he already had. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:40, Dec 14
• Against - Constantly ruins the Windows Vista article with overused, old "X version of Windows is the worst Windows ever" jokes. SteveSims 19:54, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

*Comment - I'm afraid that has nothing to do with recordings--Æ 22:24, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

• • Agreed. Strikin' his vote. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:35, Dec 14

Note: for being the pathetic gobshite of the year, previous awards stripped from the so called vandal nicknamed NXWave by ~ 14:41, 15 March 2008 (UTC).

2008

January

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8 soggy chips and broken hearts

• N+F. his work on I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation is sheer brilliance. The most annoying thing is that he doesn't need to work on that, he just sounds that way, that fucker. ~ Mordillo where is my WIENER? 08:33, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
• Yeah I know, I'm such a bastard. -RAHB 08:49, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
• Dig a master orator. His audio skills aint half bad either. --THINKER 21:01, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
•  Does not suck at audios. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:30, Jan 7
• For - I LOL'd at his I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation audio--Æ 22:31, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
• Fore! Potato! Chips! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• Comment Well, I have speakers, AND audio recording software now, so I assume I'll be doing quite a few more of these now. -RAHB 07:25, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
• FOR This is the guy that got me into doing audios! - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 03:04, Jan 16
• For - Help I'm a rock. -- The Zombiebaron 22:33, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  • It sure is a drag being a rock. ;) -RAHB 10:04, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

March

Ljlego (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: Ljsexgo

• N'n'F - I abhor long lists of people's accomplishments on voting pages. I mean, if you don't know what Lj's done in the field of narration, how will me listing all the many, wonderful, audios change that? Sure, you'll vote for him, but, in the long run, isn't that what awards are for? Confusing nominations peach crumble? Good audios seagull cream cheese. -- The Zombiebaron 03:00, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
• I agree with every word of whatever it is that ZB said. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:07, Mar 5
• FUCKING FOR. also FU ZB. ~ 07:02, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
• Yeah, sure. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:31, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
• For. For the priceless comedy value of his British accent on Gordon Ramsay, primarily. (Although his others are good too. And my various attempts at US accents are far, far worse, but thankfully, I'll never do audio, so you'll never find out how appalling they are). Anyway, to sum up: Lj rocks. Damn his talented eyes. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:29, Mar 17
  • Just because I let some Australian sneak into my British accent doesn't mean that I deserve THIS!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
• For -RAHB 03:29, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
•  F☭R

May

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

• NF Give it to him again, please. Per this one. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:07, May 2
• Well, okay But only because you said please. -RAHB 04:24, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
• For. You kids these days and your audio. Back in my day, we'd just sit an stare at the labels on records. Only the rich kids could afford to play them. But we were happy, damnit! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:50, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

  Also, the audio for Star Wars (Japanese Opera) raises the bar, but I'm not going to hold that against him. Mostly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:59, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

• For - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 13:59, May 9
• Absolutely Yeah Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 17:03, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
• For I've been saving my vote, biding my time, weighing the options, and I decided to go eeeehhhhh, I'll go with this one.   Le Cejak • <13:04, 25 May 2008>

2009

June

Zana Dark (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 11

1. Nom 'n' For. For the great job she did on Bad Directions. "Drain the main vein" indeed. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:12, Jun 4
2. For I liked "Poop shoot" myself -- fuentfue My Talk : My Awards 03:40, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
3.  For. because I thought no one would like it. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:00, 6 June 2009
4.  For. She did a great job on the Tide article (while admittedly having outstanding material to work with!). --Clemens177 23:01, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
5.  Yup. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:11, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
6. You can drain my main vein anytime you want, baby. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:25, Jun 7
7. For. I'm still kind of shocked that there is someone one the internet who sounds like a girl, but Zana's audios are pretty good anyway. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:35, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
8.  For. Performance art Zana. Like the voices as well. You might be setting a high standard here ! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 20:08, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
9. Fuck. I didn't want to vote for Zana, but the options seem pretty limited. Actually, that's a lie. I didn't want to vote at all or was even aware of this award until today. In any case, for whoeveritis I'm voting for. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:11, 11 Jun
10.  For.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:30, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
11.  For. Seems not many choices here.. Anyway, good narrating. Can I still vote, It's the first of July. Where's the guy who did stephen hawking ran over my cat though. Did he get this award too? --Iateyourgranny 22:43, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
12. Bless.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:30, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

2010

May

Dexter111344 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 9 wizards doing it

1. Nom and for His voice is just hilarious, he's done My mommy, Idiots, and I will never forget.. ++ 23:34, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
2.  Magical For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:45, 15 May 2010
3.  dicks lol His rendition of I will never forget (my sole feature lolz) was magical. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 23:48, Saturday 15 May 2010 -
4.  For. YMSCIHMF! You beat me to this by just over half an hour. I was going to nom him in celebration of Wizard making the top three articles of the month, and was waiting for its officiality to take effect. Have listened to his audio's, and he's very good at it. A well deserved nom and hopefully win. Aleister sans chains 23:52 15 5 mmX
5. Against Fucking fag. Oh I mean for. I forgot this was me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:59, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

   Oh and if anyone has specific articles you want recorded, ask me on my talk page. I want to solidify the justification behind me being nominated for/winning this. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:24, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

6.  Fucking magical. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:11, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
7. God damn Dexter, how old are you? Did your voice change yet? O_O ~ 05:25, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
8.  Fuck yeah! Ohmygod this is so cool. Love,  
9. Fuck no! Yeah, right, no. Che } 05:09,23May,2010

June

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

• Nom and for This four time EGA winner was told to record three mainspace articles by me and he did. Listen to them and vote, bitches. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:28, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

  Bonus: St. Clairsville, Ohio (from VFD). Spıke ¬ 13:14 27-Jun-10

•  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:02, 17 June 2010
•  For. ! Aleister sans chains 19:08 17 6 MMX
•  For. R U kidding? I don't count my UnNews stories as worthy unless Spike narrates them. And he's only done a couple. I wish he would narrate MORE stories. And I hope this award encourages even more cool mischief out of Spike! GREAT!--Funnybony   

16:38, Jun 21

•  For. Jesus! The dude is up for three awards this month! And he's worthy of all of them! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:11, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

July

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Nom and for This dude is a content machine. Give him his due. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:04, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
• For I've listened to some of his recent recordings. He makes the pages interesting (although I'd like to hear more acting in his voice, maybe he can record a talk page. "Talk:Gay Jesus" would be my suggestion. Yah, record that one, be about 40 minutes long). One for the other ring finger. Aleister 16:50 19 7

  That would be like asking your girlfriend to work with a strap-on. (Aleister? Girlfriend? What was I thinking?) I do it deadpan, because the "serious" voice (typically UnNews anchorman) is the gimmick for all the crap he is reading--allowing for a little inflection when even he can't believe it. I'd view "acting" as an attempt to coax the reader to laugh.

  Talk:Gay Jesus should go on VFD, as some good minds are debating what is true rather than what is funny. Narrating that would be more like asking your girlfriend to work with a nail gun. Spıke ¬ 20:51 18-Jul-10

  This month: Media:Batroc.mp3 (That's got "acting"!), Media:Fantastic Four.mp3, Media:Rice burners.mp3, and Media:Dianalysis.mp3. Spıke ¬ 14:01 24-Jul-10

•  Again! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:56, 29 July 2010

August

MacMania (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7 people exterminated from not normalising the volume who hope The Doctor has a very unlucky Friday.

1. NF - 16 minutes of Dalek shouting? That has to worth something. ~ 10:01, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
   • Invalid nom for now at least, as I need to have recorded two one more narrations. I'll try and rectify this, but I can't promise anything. Sir MacMania GUN—[15:44 9 Aug 2010]

   Goddamnit, I'm out of shape. Now go record more! ~ 15:48, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

   Sherlock Holmes and UnScripts:Star Wars (2010), here I come! Sir MacMania GUN—[15:48 9 Aug 2010]

   No, wait, UnScripts probably don't count as mainspace, do they? I'll probably try 2001: A Space Odyssey or something. Sir MacMania GUN—[15:53 9 Aug 2010]

   At this point I'd say a simple "Duuuuunn duunnnnn... DUN DUN" will probably suffice. Competition isn't too tough around these parts anymore. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:59, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

   Simple dun dun dun DAH DAHHH indeed. It's up. Sir MacMania GUN—[05:24 10 Aug 2010]

2.  EXTERMINATE, elementary and errir, er, error. Sir MacMania GUN—[05:24 10 Aug 2010]
3.  FUCK YES! MacMania's narrator skills rule across several galaxies. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:25, 10 August 2010
4.  For. A voice as sweet as the morning dew. Aleister 22:04 10 8
5.  For. Some of the best narrations I've heard. --^Dame 08:30, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
6. 4 Four! I can see you've had practice--Icanthelpyouhere 20:17, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
7.  For. I enjoy MacMania's narrations, and hope that there are more of them to come. Does this mean I don't get exterminated now? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 20:37 Saturday, August 14, 2010

September

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Score: +4

• Fom + Nor as per Beige -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:51, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Does he qualify? Rules say, "Have recorded audio segments for at least three 'full' mainspace articles." I don't think he has. But if he has, then mark this up as a Fucking fuck yes for. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:17, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

  Has he done anything? I can't read Beige, but it doesn't have a {{Listen}} template, and I can't find a File:Beige.mp3 on the site. And his nomination was as premature as Obama's Nobel! I'm good for three this month...but only if I get Bling. Spıke ¬ 23:25 5-Sep-10

  Gee guys, I just saw this, and I have to say, I'm really honored! The articles that I have narrated are AAAAAAAAA! 2010 Remix (Hosted by Kanye West), and Beige, (the listen templates are disguised UnBeige audio) although I actually have two different sections narrated on Beige. I also narrated a thank-you to those who voted on beige. Whether that actually counts or not I'll leave to your individual judgment. User:Mrthejazz/sig 23:41, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

  I see it now. It really is an audio, and narrated in beige, as it were. Mordillo has noted that the "three audios" requirement is career, not month, but you had better get busy on another one, just to make it unambiguous. Spıke ¬ 00:00 6-Sep-10

  Actually, I was going to be like "screw dat", but I think I have a funny idea for one. (smile smile) User:Mrthejazz/sig 00:08, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

  Cool! Spıke ¬ 00:13 6-Sep-10

  Aight, number three is finished. Go check out the article I eat my own shit. Also For, I guess.

Actually, make that four articles. User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:46, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

•  For. Good and funny recordings. More, more. Aleister 1:21 23 9

October

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 Benthic Birds

• Not a nom. Can't self-nominate, but I am back in the business, this month with Dildus ( listen), Speedy Gonzalez ( listen), and Mr. Sulu ( listen)--all recent saves from VFD. Spıke ¬ 22:35 13-Oct-10 post-edited
• Nom and for Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 23:13, October 17, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:57, 22 October 2010
•  Fo... ah, crap, nevermind. This would probably be for, but I actually broke my soundcard last month and haven't heard any of these. So, er... have a useless comment! Of course, if you want to interpret this is a for, go for it. I really won't mind. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 01:41 (UTC)

November

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: Huh?

• Not a nom. Okay, I am in for the month with Chat Roulette ( listen). Spıke ¬ 14:07 29-Nov-10
• Not a nom either. Moving an article and suppressing a redirect just to match capitalisation of a file you made? Really? For that matter, you should probably have a redirect for that, anyway! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 14:50 (UTC)

  Still not one. Redirect is now created. Fixing six links seemed easier than QVFD'ing and reloading the audio--and much better than wondering, a year from now, why it wasn't coming up despite being "correctly typed." Wilytank notes that there already was a featured article Chatroulette, but the above one goes in a few additional directions. Spıke ¬ 22:22 29-Nov-10

•  This is a nom. Purple! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 01:37 (UTC)
•  For. If SPIKE did his third. But I will link Puppy's chatroulette to the lead of the one mentioned above. Yay Spike! Aleister 21:26 30 11

  No, I only did one. Apparently everyone else only did zero. Spıke ¬ 21:31 30-Nov-10

  Whoops, thanks for your honesty. Three is the minimum requirement, according to the unchangable (except if you edit it) rules and laws above. I must sadly withdraw my vote, sigh. Aleister 21:53 30 11

  No, Mordillo once said (perhaps with respect to the Goldstein award for UnNews Audio--whose rules I've rewritten to incorporate this, and where the distinction isn't important this month) that three over the career was the qualifying minimum, and one in the month. Spıke ¬ 22:06 30-Nov-10

  Eh, you clearly got the award before, so it looks like you've done the qualifying minimum... can I vote a squid? Hells...

• Squid! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 23:13 (UTC)

December

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Score: 5

•  Nom and very for I listened to Sonje singing the audio of UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music) and ran right over here to nom her. A professional performance. I hope you'll do two more audios this month (I still think that should be the bar on audio awards), and actually look forward to hearing the UnTunes track again (except for the male voice who pipes in a few times) 'Nuff said. Aleister 18:17 2 12

  Awesome performance! Can someone be gotten to record Klingon Wonderland before the end of the Christmas season? Three is the bar, only it's per-career. Perhaps Sonje will do it? Spıke ¬ 02:18 4-Dec-10

  Thanks Aleister. Ive actually done another one before. So just one to go. -^Dame 20:47, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

•  For.Sonje sings the best!--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:01, December 4, 2010 (UTC)
• I told Sonje I'll have her babies when she was just into images. Now, I'll have her triplets. ~ 22:05, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 4 Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 14:01, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
• Dur. She does seem quite good. 1234 ~ 15:36, 27 December 2010

2011

February

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• I have perhaps the first narration of the month--during the save from VFD of Aurora ( listen)--and if there are no other better in the month, I'd welcome the award; if there are, give it to them. Spıke ¬ 00:31 20-Feb-11

  My vote is there if two more recordings are done (I'm still waiting for SPIKE to record Stub, a request months old in the asking)(sigh). I'm a stickler to the former and should be present three recordings rule (although if SPIKE did a few in January that would count for this month too, please enlighten me to numbers and quality). That said, Yay SPIKE! Aleister 12:38 20-2-'11

• Nom, knock it off, Spike, etc. But he did a recording. No idea if it's any good or not, but he did do one. 1234 ~ 17:40, 24 February 2011

  Break down. Borrow someone's PC. Just for a few minutes. Spıke ¬ 17:46 24-Feb-11

  No! I refuse! 'Sides, it'd take more than a few minutes to establish a baseline of what folks are capable of in general around here, and from there tell if what you've done is particularly good, anyhow. 1234 ~ 17:49, 24 February 2011

•  For. SPIKE gives good mic. Althought he only did one, and thus broke the rule of having to do three in the month, SPIKE cares not for rules, and is a renegade who must be tracked down and corralled every evening. Aleister 23:31 28-2-'11

  Thank you! but you forget, I am said to be a rules martinet; and the last rule we got out of Management is that the rule is minimum 3, career; minimum 1, period in question. Spıke ¬ 23:36 28-Feb-11

April

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: Scaffold

• Request-for-Nom. TheHumbucker's UnNews:Despite lockout, fantasy football a go inspired me to revisit an old VFD save and add a narration: Fantasy sports ( listen). Spıke ¬ 03:05 25-Apr-11
• Nom and scaffold. I don't know anything about narrations, though. Now, Spike, if you ever do this again and I remember I said this, which I probably won't, I'll smack you. 1234 ~ 03:19, 25 April 2011

  Thanks. Have learned not to suggest that you actually listen to it. Spıke ¬ 03:32 25-Apr-11

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Score: 4

• Nom and for He's done several audios during his time here, more than his competition, and hasn't ever won this. Never shall that be the case again! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:05, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. I follow Dexter around like a puppy dog. SPIKE may or may not have won this either, but he can do more audios and win it next month. Aleister 22:07 29-4-'11
• Yeah this guy! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:16, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:06, 30 April 2011