Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 29
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December 29: National "In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia talks like YOU!!" Day
- 1348 - In Soviet Russia, anti-Semitic mob kills JEW!!
- 1809 - In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
- 1918 - In Soviet Russia, state revolutionalizes YOU!!
- 1926 - In Soviet Russia, television watches YOU!!
- 1945 - In Soviet Russia, World War II wins YOU!!
- 1952 - In Soviet Russia, freedom has YOU!!
- 1953 - In Soviet Russia, nothing has YOU!!
- 1954 - In Soviet Russia, subversive literature is not allowed to write YOU!!
- 1955 - In Soviet Russia, married can get YOU!!
- 1956 - In Soviet Russia, the law has equal rights under YOU!!
- 1957 - In Soviet Russia, onlookers are looked upon as strange and possibly insane if they wear no clothes and start barking like dogs in public places to YOU!!
- 1958 - In Soviet Russia, peace can die in YOU!!
- 1959 - In Soviet Russia, hooker pays YOU!!
- 1969 - In Soviet Russia, moon lands on YOU!!
- 1982 - In Soviet Russia, the last recorded bowel movement has YOU!!
- 2000 - In Soviet Russia, Y2K bugs YOU!!
- 2001 - In Soviet Russia, iPod listens to YOU!!
- 2004 - In Soviet Russia, idiot reelects YOU!!
- 2112 - In Soviet Russia, control assumes YOU!!
- The End - silence
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