UnVoyage:Tucson, AZ

Tucson, AZ

Tucson, Arizona Travel Guide

History

Tucson was once a settlement made by the Mexicans. Then a bunch of English people came and stole the settlement. Having recently played EarthBound, they named the settlement Tucson(a misspelled version of Twoson, the second town in EB.)

Talk

Most people talk English in Tucson, Arizona, but some people speak Spanish as well.

Get in

You are here.

You can get in by any means. Car, train, bus, PSI Teleport, etc.

Get around

Sun Tran (bus)

Just like a regular bus.

Car

People drive terribly here! You have been warned!

Skateboards

Complimentary skateboards, helmets, and pads are provided at each Visitor Kiosk, no deposit required.

See

• Tucson Children's Museum
• The University of Arizona. GO WILDCATS

Do

You were probably hoping for the other type of Rodeo.

• Go to the Public Pool (not crowded at all)
• Go Downtown and look at all the sculptures

Buy

There is a cool store based in Tucson. You can only buy their stuff online at www.fangamer.com. They accept the US Dollar.

Eat

• Mi Nidito has Mexican food.
• The only restaurants here are Mexican Food places.

Drink

Water. All other drinks are outlawed.

Sleep

A typical lodging

Park benches, homeless shelters, no-tell motels, youth hostiles hostels. May be omitted, except at city/district level.

Stay safe

Stay away from bad stuff.

Dressing

Only dress in light colored clothes. Pants and sweatshirts are illegal.

Connect

Well, you can leech free Wi-Fi at Eegee's or Bookmans, or any office. There's the Pima Nanini Public Library (translation: I Do Not Understand Public Libraries) You can get plenty of postcards and stuff at Wal-Mart.

Go next

You can go to Phoenix, north of Tucson. Phoenix is just your average generic big city.

Go places without leaving your seat!