UnTunes:You can stand under my umbrella (you can also feel my antenna)

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“Hey, if you'd like you can feel my antenna!”
~ Oscar Wilde

Hey there, little boy[edit]

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Hey, psst...psst...

How are you doing there, little boy?

yes yes, you

the innocent looking one with the lolly pop.

yes.

come come, I have a little song to sing to ya

What's that?

No, I'm not a stranger Look! I have an umbrella!

And it's raining real hard!

Come here and stand with me

You can stand under my umbrella


You have my heart (and other parts of my anatomy as well)[edit]

You can stand under my wicked looking umbrella. ella. ella. ella. ella.

And though is seems we're worlds apart

mayhap you saw me in magazines (you know, the ones with the "Most Wanted by the Federal Bureau of Investigations" front page)

But you'll still be my star

Baby cause in the dark

You can't see shiny cars, especially those with the nice shiny sirens and nasty loud noises.

And that's when you need me there

With you I'll always share

Really

I like to share.

You want another lollipop?

Because

When the sun shine we'll shine together[edit]

Told you I'll be here forever

Said I'll always be a friend

Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end

Now that it's raining more than ever

Know that we'll still have each other

You can stand under my umbrella

You can also feel my antenna

You cal also feel my Antenna. Enna. Enna. Enna. Enna.

Ella ella eh eh eh[edit]

Umbrella

Ella

Ella

Eh

Eh

Eh

Eh

Erm

Erm

ermmm

oops

sorry, was I frothing again?

damn

let me just wipe that off....

sorry `bout that.

Let's go on shall we?

You can run into my arms[edit]

It's okay don't be alarmed

Come into me

There's no distance in between our love

So go on and let the rain pour

I'll be all you need and more

Because

Trust me. You really should stand here under my umbrella. It's raining cats and dogs out there.

When the sun shines, we’ll shine together[edit]

Told you I am not really a stranger

Said I'll always be a friend

Let's take a bath, I'll show what I intend

Now that it's raining more than ever

Know that we'll still have each other

Bring your friends to visit my antenna

There's always a room under my umbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my umbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my umbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my umbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

Can someone bring me a hanky? I'm frothing again.

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