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What happened to Uncyclopedia user... all in one idiotic song.

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

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On a dark rainy evening, on the computer, oh dear...
My idiotic website, fading into the air...
In a Google search, I saw a shimmering link...
My mind grew curious, and my eyes grew wide...
I had to check the website, last one for the night....
There I stood in the Main Page...
I saw the potato real well...
I was thinking to myself,
'This could be stupid, or this could smell...'
Then I started an account...
The link had showed me the way...
There were voices on my talk page,
I thought I heard them say...
'Welcome to the Wiki Uncyclopedia...'
'Such a funny place' (such a funny place)
'Such a n00bish face'
'There's plenty of articles at Wiki Uncyclopedia'
'Any time of year' (any time of year)
'You can laugh in here'
The user is Sir Mhaille, he got a really nice sig...
He got a lot of pretty, pretty awards, and the banners are big...
How they glimmered on his Userpage, sweet shiny stuff...
Some were to remember, but some were to huff...
So I called up some users, on the Village Dump...
He said, 'We haven't had that question here, since 2005...'
And still those voices are calling from far away
Talk you up during a work day...
Just to hear them say...
'Welcome to the Wiki Uncyclopedia'
'Such a lovely page' (such a lovely page)
'Such a lovely page'
I'm living it up at the Wiki Uncyclopedia....
What a nice surprise! (What a nice suprise!)
Bring your audio files...
Users up for voting, VFD on ice...
And an IP said 'You are all just idiots here, of your own device'
And in the featured article, they reverted at last...
They block it with their big, giant hammers, but they just can't ban his ass...
Last thing I remember, I was blanking Holocaust Tycoon...
Little did I know that this would lead me to my doom...
'Don't do that' said the sysop, 'We really hate blankings...'
'You can check us out any time you like, but you can not shag the sheep...'

Music[edit | edit source]

Sing to the tune of the vocals of Ode To Joy by Ludwig von Bee†hø√en