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"Ur So Phat and you don't even like food" is the single released by the almost popular one hit wonder duo, slow, hypo tensive, alternative, pre-progressive, folk rock group called, "All your bass are belong to us." The song was "All your bass are belong to us's" first minor label release, and was later placed on their minor label album, "I'm gonna steal the bass right outta your drums and there is nothing that your guitarist can do about it." The single was released on cassette and later pirate copied to CD's and flash drives and distributed between friends (Mostly hormonal teenagers) throughout the world. To this day it remains one of the numerous one hit wonders of the world.

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After every meal you always wanna barf
I think your diet’s gonna make you starve
You bitch and moan about every entree
Wishing you were in the gym every single day
You don’t eat meat
And wouldn’t touch candy bars
you could do with a fuller shopping cart
You need to eat more if you want to stay alive
You’re so phat and you don’t even like food
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like food
You’re so phat and you don’t even like food
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…
"All Your Bass Are Belong To Us" in the prime of their music career.
You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Youre so cool you listen to The Used
and everybody really likes you.
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you into my bed
I’m so angry cause you’d do someone thinner instead
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that eats less cheerios than…
You’re so phat and you don’t even like food
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like food
You’re so phat and you don’t even like food
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…
You walk around with bling and make the people stare
but underneath there’s really nothing there
I wish you would just bloody eat with me
You’re so phat and you don’t even like food
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like food
You’re so phat and you don’t even like food
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
Oh no no no no no no no
You’re so phat and you don’t even like food
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like food
You’re so phat and you don’t even like food
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like… OBESE

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