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An original song by Danny Elffucker for the movie Surprise Buttsecks Before Christmas. All copyrights belong to Jizney and Tim Furton.

Lyrics

Pure Faggotry!

All straight mans of every age,
Would you like to get fucking AIDS?
Have sex with us and you will see
In our town of faggotry!

This is faggotry!
This is faggotry!
Straight men scream in the dead of night.
This is faggotry!
Everybody make a scream,
AIDS and orgy till the gods gonna die in sight
It's our town, all the straight men scream,
In the town of faggotry.

I am the one having sex with your dad.
Cock with warts and eyes glowing red.

I am the wap hiding under your vag,
Kawaii like cats and Ramen on my head!

This is faggotry! This is faggotry!
Faggotry! Faggotry! Faggotry!!!!!!!

In this time, you have AIDS.
Everyone hail to the King of Fags!

In this town, don't we love it now.
Everybody's waiting for a butt surprise!

Round the corner, man.
Ponies in the 4chan

Round that corner, man.
Ponies in the 4chan,
Something's waiting to pounce,
And how you'll...

GET PWNT!

This is faggotry!
AIDS 'n' brons, Jappy weebs,
Aren't you pwnt?

Well, that's just fine.
Say it once, say it twice.
Shock sites will now rape your eyes.
Ride with the dogs in the dead of night.

Everybody scream!!! Everybody scream!!!
In our town of faggotry.

I am the furfag with the Dragon-like craze.
Fuck with a dragon and gone without a trace!

I am the furfag with the dragon-like craze.
Fuck with a dragon and gone without a trace!

I am the "ring" if you call "red ring"
I am the ring blowing through your game.

I am the shadow of the wiki at night,
Pwning your wiki to the brim with fright.

This is faggotry! This is faggotry!
Faggotry! Faggotry! Faggotry! Faggotry! Faggotry! Faggotry!

Tender straight men everywhere,
Life's no fun without a good flare.

That's our job and we are mean,
In our town of faggotry.

In this town, don't we love it now!
Everybody's waiting for a butt surprise!

The god of the fags might catch you in the back,
And fuck you like a furfag
Make warts out of your skin!
Won't ya please make way for a very special guy.

Our man, you, is the king of the fucking fags.
Everybody hail to the Faggot King now!

Our man, you, is the king of the fucking fags.
Everybody hail to the Faggot King now!

This is faggotry! This is faggotry!
Faggotry! Faggotry! Faggotry!!!!!!!

In this time, you have AIDS
Everyone hail to the King of Fags!

La, la, la, la, la.......
Faggotry! Faggotry!

See also

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