UnTunes:The Supermarket Song

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Rin ti-rin ti-rin ti-rin ti-riddly-rin
Rin ti-rin ti-rin, ti-riddly-rin
It's the su... per... mar... ket song! Yeah!
I'm going shopping this Saturday
Got a lot of stuff to buy, but hey
I'll write down my grocery list
Make sure none of the items I've missed
Bread, eggs, butter, milk, chicken
Lemonade and yoghurt too
Flour, sugar, cheese, maple syrup
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh... IT'S THE SUPERMARKET SONG!
Ya deh ya deh hey ya-deh, Yeah!
On my list, I bought all the things
When at the checkout, my phone rings
It's my wife - she said, 'You're shopping? That's good -
Well don't forget - to bring the baby food!'
Oh dear, I forgot the baby food
Well I don't mean, don't mean to be rude
So I made a mad dash to the baby aisle
It feels like I walked a mile... IT'S THE SUPERMARKET SONG!
Ya deh ya deh hey ya-deh, Yeah!
I get in my car, I drive back home
I see my wife... in the living room
She says, 'Oh please? Why didn't you?
You forgot we need cream too!'
We're baking a cake!' And I just sighed
Until then... what a wonderful ride