UnTunes:The Gingerbread Man Song

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Well I'm sitting in the baking tray,

With all my brothers and sisters,

And I'm just about to say,

That the heat is giving me blisters

The cover of the album.

But then this human comes along

He's big and he's scaring me,

Then he lifts me up, and with no pause,

Takes a big, sloppy bite out of me


Chorus

I'm a one legged

No headed

Com-pletely mu-til-ated

Slowly crumbling Gingerbread man

I'm on the run,

Always shunned,

From these humans,

It's no fun!

I'm a one legged

No headed

Com-pletely mu-til-ated

Slowly crumbling Gingerbread man.

And they're not going to catch me!


So I'm stumbling around,

No one with me,

With one leg and one head,

I can't really see.


Then another human,

Grabs me so tightly,

He lifts me up,

And swallows me lightly.

This guy got off lightly.

Chorus

I'm a one legged

No headed

Com-pletely mu-til-ated

Slowly crumbling Gingerbread man

I'm on the run,

Always shunned,

From these humans,

It's no fun!

I'm a one legged

No headed

Com-pletely mu-til-ated

Slowly crumbling Gingerbread man.

And they're not going to catch me!


So there's a moral here,

Maybe you can see it,

That it is really very unfair,

That we're all being eaten.


So wisen up guys,

We have feelings too,

Can't you just stop,

At least a very soon?

You see how horribly we are treated?

Spoken: But that's not going to happen, is it?


Chorus

I'm a one legged

No headed

Com-pletely mu-til-ated

Slowly crumbling Gingerbread man

I'm on the run,

Always shunned,

From these humans,

It's no fun!

I'm a one legged No headed

Com-pletely mu-til-ated

Slowly crumbling Gingerbread man.

And they're not going to catch me!


This song is dedicated to the gigerbread men of this world. All proceeds will go to the Gingerbread Man Protection and Equality (GMPE) foundation

(No Gingerbread men were harmed in the making of this song)