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This was the most family friendly image that the record label could find for a cover. Not kidding.

Love Will Ruin Christmas is a Christmas song written by some guy named Ian who had an endless list of relationship problems before he disappeared aged 23. It aimed to show the darker side of Christmas and how the most wonderful time of the year somehow made a relationship even worse. Apparently he was in a band during the 70s, or so I've heard.


LOVE WILL RUIN CHRISTMAS

When the winter bites hard,
And erections are low,
And the reindeers ride high,
But my boner won't grow,
And we're counting our stars, Santa's up there, ho-ho.


Then love, love will ruin christmas again.
Love, love will ruin christmas again.


Why is this Christmas dreary?
You've turned into a Scrooge.
Is the turkey that thawed?
Because it tastes so dry.
Yet there's still the pudding
That we've been craving all year.


But love, love will ruin christmas again.
Love, love will ruin christmas again.


I see you're hating your presents,
And I've fucked up, I know.
And our time's running out,
As the sunset comes round.
And this Christmas turned out even worse than this song.


But love, love will ruin christmas again.
Love, love will ruin christmas again.
Love, love will ruin christmas again.
Love, love will ruin christmas again.