UnTunes:It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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"Move over, Vincent Price. There's a new guh-host in town!"

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, written by the ghost of Andy Williams and performed during his post-mortem Halloween special.

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It's the most wonderful time of the year!
With the kids trick-or-treating
And everyone eating
Sweets up to their rear
It's the most wonderful time of the year!

It's the creep, creepiest season of all!
With the spirits returning
And witches thus churning
To honor the Fall
It's the creep, creepiest season of all!

They'll be parties for hobbing
And apples for bobbing
And mischieving out in the streets
They'll be scary ghost stories
And women dressed whorey
To show off their glorious teats!

It's the most wonderful time of the year!
You'll be watching the movies
About Jason Voorhees
And trembling with fear
It's the most wonderful time...
It's the most wonderful time...
It's the most wonderful time... of the year!

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