UnTunes:I Can't Believe (It's Christmas)

This is a Christmas song written by a drunk Teenager.

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Where the hell did Santa go?
I want to kind of know
Is he underneath the tree?
Did he go back up the chimney?

I can't believe it's Christmas!
Cookies, milk and cherry pies
I can't believe it's Christmas!
Big presents for surprise

Rudolph would lead the other deer
I would like a cold beer
My brother will drink his juice
And I think I'm going to buy a moose

I can't believe it's Christmas!
Cookies, milk and cherry pies
I can't believe it's Christmas!
Big presents for surprise

(solo break)

Where the hell did Santa go?
I want to kind of know
Is he underneath the tree?
Did he go back up the chimney?

I can't believe it's Christmas!
Cookies, milk and cherry pies
I can't believe it's Christmas!
Big presents for surprise