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UnScripts is Uncyclopedia's compendium of (potentially) humorous scripts, screenplays, stageplays and other singthings written by our cadre of unemployed playwrights and writers. Also, please check out the theatre portal, since we are nothing if not redundant.

Write a Script

If you have a genius idea swimming in your head that just needs to be free, instead of calling your Hollywood agent, please consider writing something here.

Your work will be automagically included in our list of newest scripts.

Helpful templates

While not necessary, some templates can be useful to give your work that sexy sheen of professionalism.

• {{act}}
• {{block}}

• {{line}}
• {{paren}}

• {{d}}

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