A rose by any other name would smell as sweet,
I try to be modest but I just can not lie -
my intelligence and humor is hard to deny.
I agree with all of my heart -
I love to take pictures of my purple hair,
because I'm so honest, charming and fair.
I often publish my own acclaimed fan-fiction,
I suppose you could say its a sort of addiction.
I never fall victim to pride or delusion,
of that there can be no further confusion.
I'm a modern guru on everything hip -
I'm also quite fond of spicy bean-dip.
So as you stare in awe at my greatest creation
Just remember - I love your attention.