UnPoetia:Unwanted

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Unpoetia logo.jpg Poetry for people who hate poetry
I am Unwanted, like people who sleep in the street
I am Unwanted, like a man's hairy ample teat
I am Unwanted, like an erection at a deathbed
I am Unwanted, like someone who is a redhead
I am Unwanted, like a massive, scary vampire
I am Unwanted, like your cock, stuck in barbed wire
I am Unwanted, like a marathon runner with asthma
I am Unwanted, like the cold and barren Russia
I am Unwanted, like a 21st century candle
I am Unwanted, like an Uncyclopedia vandal
I am Unwanted, like rape from a wild boar
I am Unwanted, like a HIV filled whore
I am Unwanted, like a harpoon in the face
I am Unwanted, like suicide bombers in U.S. airspace