UnPoetia:Apotheosis of Count Dracula

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Welcome to Transylvania
Count Dracula's house
Although a human
You're trapped like a mouse


Welcome to Transylvania
Stepping on a bone
Everything looks calm
But you're not alone


Welcome to Transylvania
Thy blood runs cold
In places like this
A cross you should hold


Welcome to Transylvania
Count Dracula is here
Oh, my poor friend
The end is near


Welcome to Transylvania
Thy neck is bleeding
Everything gets dark
And the Count is drinking