UnNews talk:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones

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Quality. 71.126.168.215 19:19, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Quality
I possess something I'm fresh
When my voice goes through the rest
Of the microphone that I am holding
Copywritten lyrics so they can't be stolen
If they are
Snap!
Don't need the police to try to save them
Your voice will sink so please
Stay off my back
Or I will attack
And you don't want that.

Yeah. This was an awesome article. --Nerd42 19:45, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

It ain't going too well on Kuro5hin, though *sob* - David Gerard 22:08, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

So, I goes to the web zite and I zee this mezzage:

Sorry, but you can only moderate stories if you have a valid user account. Luckily for you, making one is easy! Just go here to get started.
Permission Denied.

I'm not gonna register in ordero to find out what the crap you're talking about so can you please tell me ... what the crap you're talking about? --Nerd42 23:01, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I submitted the same story (word for word, no picture) to Kuro5hin and they don't like it much so far :-) - David Gerard 23:16, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)


O I C. 2 bad 4 U. --Nerd42 00:03, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

This is, by far, the best article I've seen recently. It literally had me floored I was laughing so hard. I have nominated it for featured article. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 07:19, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

If UnNews is suitable for VFH, I'll be nominating quite a few things! - David Gerard 10:42, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

This article empirically proven to pwn[edit source]

For some reason I'd thought these people were smarter than a sack of hammers. - David Gerard 20:33, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Good show. This is the opposite of "teh suck."--Bradaphraser 03:29, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)

And so it begins: Wikipedia's take on Voice Chat. It's great that one of the spoof articles can look so good you wouldn't notice.. I'm even getting confused with Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia open in seperate tags... --Joachim22 06:12, 23 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Giggle Meter off the charts[edit source]

I have been chuckling about this article evere since I first read it. I something sticks with me this long, I know it must be a Menkman! --k3vin 23:29, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Hell yeah[edit source]

Best. Article. I. Have. Read. On. Uncyclopedia. Was about to nominate it for featuring, when I saw it already was nominated. =_= Logixoul 23:00, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Mann, that is awesome. I gotta get me that, my fingers've been cramping. (Frazz 00:22, 10 September 2008 (UTC))