UnNews talk:Man masturbates wildly to internet pornography and cums all over Pat Buchanan

Is this parodying anything specific, or is it just random?--The House of Pigs _{everyone hates me...} 19:23, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

It's probably parodying the picture. Here's the story associated with the picture. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:27, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

The headline sure made me look. After reading the article I felt like wildly masturbating and ejaculating onto a prominent conservative.--    19:39, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

FUCKING MASTERPIECE. I like how he was found at a bowling alley still covered in the man's semen. --Roman Dog Bird 00:13, January 4, 2011 (UTC)