UnNews talk:Editorial: I don't mean to be rude, but please don't do that to my daughter

Awww. But I liked that template. :( The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 07:00, 10 March 2013 (UTC)

OHGOD MrN! Those links exist! :| The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 00:17, 11 March 2013 (UTC)

OMFG WTF RMAFLAO... Um. Anyway, you can't prove they exist. MrN 00:26. Mar 11. 2013

Blue links = existence. Or, at least, the only kind of existence that matters to me in this moment. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 00:32, 11 March 2013 (UTC)

You can't prove that either. MrN 00:53. Mar 11. 2013

My brain is all the proof I need. It's why I killed that guy who was sleeping with my wife. Sure, he said he was just the local mailman, but I knew better. I always know better. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 00:54, 11 March 2013 (UTC)

Not better than the milkman. Sometimes when he leaves an extra pint, I find that actually I did need it. Clever guy that milkman. MrN 00:58. Mar 11. 2013

Why are you using up so much milk? If you ask me, you're wife is cheating on you with some habitual milk-drinker, which is why you needed more milk.... And the milk man knew you would need more milk, making it so that you didn't get annoyed with your lack of milk, keeping you from asking too many questions.... If you ask me there is something funny going on with this milk man of yours. He's probably friends with your mail man, and covering up for him... I would kill the mail man just to be safe. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 01:02, 11 March 2013 (UTC)

Actually, it's only the g/f who calls him the "milk man". Actually I get all my milk from the supermarket. I'm not entirely sure this man needs to be coming to the house to be honest. MrN 01:05. Mar 11. 2013

Haha. That made me laugh. And now I bid you adeiu for a little while. Real life interrupts. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 01:16, 11 March 2013 (UTC)

So anyway...

I changed it a little bit. For the worse no doubt. I would nom this for VFH, but I'm not happy with the last few paragraphs. As I need to nip off and drink 4 pints of milk now I have no ideas, but will have a go later if I can think of how to do it better. I like the start and how it builds up the story. MrN 01:32. Mar 11. 2013

What exactly aren't you digging about those paragraphs? The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 03:18, 11 March 2013 (UTC)

If I knew that I would change it. :P MrN 03:19. Mar 11. 2013

Buh. Well a lot of help you are. I figured you didn't know where you would go with it, but that you didn't like where it goes now. What parts exactly, then. Or, fuck off Woody, I don't know. Either are acceptable answers. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 03:22, 11 March 2013 (UTC)

I throw you to the dogs sir. MrN 03:31. Mar 11. 2013