UnNews talk:Bears are scary

GODLESS KILLING MACHINES --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:54, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Thisd is absolutely brilliant, man.85.28.87.67 17:01, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

I too was once afraid of bears. But then, while watching late night television I saw an infomercial that changed my life. I bought the video How to Fight a Bear and now I go looking for bear trouble. For example, I sometimes go to bars where bears hang out and make disparaging remarks about fur and hibernation. Here's a sample summary of the video. --ThisStatementIsFalse 19:45, 9 September 2008 (UTC)