UnNews talk:A Town is Found Without a Starbucks

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The sad part is, Starbucks actually is closing about 400 stores this year because of our slowly failing economy. Which means that this is facts. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 03:30, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

OH GOD, NO!!! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:53, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
Should "said Jon, when asked what the hell a Starbucks is" read "said Jon, when asked where the hell a Starbucks is"? Kushalt 00:12, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

reverted attack of some dumbtard. not sure why he thought penis was funnier than the article.--J M Hoffman 08:33, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

It's hardly just due to economic issues. Starbucks underwent a period of obscene growth. The pictures online of starbucks next to other starbucks aren't just for fun, they illustrate a point. A company can't do that. --Moonshadow101 20:37, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

I don't like this shipping. OrangeAipom 01:24, 18 August 2008 (UTC)