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17 January 2011

Usher, just before his performance

BERLIN, Germany -- Popular singer Usher is having a bad week (welcome to the club).

After lip-synching two songs into a show here, he was booed off stage by fans penis-gobbling ass-clowns. A source said, "Well, Usher claims that he was trying to recover from being sick; But I think he's a really big Ashlee Simpson fan, you know?"

This must be a disheartening blow for Usher, considering the fact that he was just recently kicked in the face by a fan at a Madison Square Garden event. Maybe Usher should stop his OMG tour before he ends up in a wheelchair with no arms or legs and a breathing tube in his ass.

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