UnNews:Uncyclopedia reporter debunks atheist

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Monday, November 16, 2015

"The fool thinks there is no God... we will smite him in the Internet!!"

Uncyclopedia, Somewhere or Other -- Today, a fervent young man was seen approaching the Uncyclopedia Newsroom with a maniacal glint in his eyes. Two minutes later the same day, a knock was heard on the said Newsroom door. Less than 30 seconds later, the door was opened by a nameless, faceless Uncyclopedia reporter. What followed has shocked many people.

The fervent young man, saying he was an atheist, went into a semi-coherent rant about how "God is a capitalist pig who just wants our prayers and doesn't do shit squat to help us" and how "you could just as well be praying to a fucking tree for what it's worth".

The nameless, faceless reporter (who, for brevity's sake, will from here on be referred to as Nameo) proceeded to ask the fervent youg man (Fervo) if he had any specific incident in mind, or if he was just ranting out of spite or due to uncurable mental problems. What followed was an hour-long stream of mindnumbing hyperbole: Fervo went into another foaming oratory, the gist of which appeared to be included in one of the recent UnNews stories.

Nameo took note of everything Fervo was saying... and coldly challenged him with the elegantly simple, inevitable, and scathing question: "If you are an atheist, why do you even refer to God?"

The way this reporter sees it, UnNews scores one against atheists.