UnNews:Uncyclopedia Admin Votes Against Yet Another Quality Article in VFH
9 May 2006
“You keep pissing in my stream of conciousness!”
The world of Uncyclopedia has been rocked today with the announcement of a series of unsolicitated NO Votes from an undisclosed Administrator (given the nickname "The Bard" by the popular press) against quality and feature-worthy articles on VFH.
Mild mannered Uncyclopedia contributor "Molly" (name changed to protect the innocent) made the following statement earlier today: "I was so pleased to see one of my articles appear on VFH, it was like a dream come true, considering where my previous articles had ended up. Within thirty minutes **** had voted against it. Thats when I noticed he'd voted against all my other work."
Authorities within the US and the UK are currently investigating, a statement should be released later today.
No official statement has come out from Uncyclopedia at this time. Wikipedia told us to shut up, though.
- Brad "VFH" - Airstrip One Press, May 9, 2006