UnNews:Trump admits "candidacy" was gonzo marketing for Adult Swim

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Thursday, November 9, 2017

Did you really think he was serious?

WASHINGTON, D.C., United States -- One year since his surprising victory in the 2016 presidential election, so-called President* Donald Trump admitted on Twitter that his entire campaign was just "gonzo marketing" for the Adult Swim cable TV network.

On Wednesday, which is coincidentally the day Twitter granted 280 characters to all users, Trump tweeted:


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McMahon, MacFarlane, Green, and Adult Swim had no comment. Putin threatened to kill me. "Nah, I'm just kidding," he said.

This revelation comes amid a serious probe into Russian meddling in the election, led by special counsel Robert Mueller. House and Senate investigations are also ongoing. Mueller's efforts have resulted in indictments against Paul Manafort and business partner Rick Gates.

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