UnNews:Toilets refuse to take any more shit
30 July 2008
DORSET, UK -- In a shocking new development, the toilets of England are revolting. After years of repeatedly being shat upon by the entire country it appears that they have finally had enough. We took the following statement from leader of the movement Mr Armitage Shanks:
|We have had it up to the top of our pans with all this crap and frankly we have been taking your shit for far too long. Taking the piss is one thing, but un-screwing the urinal from the wall, stuffing it down your trousers and taking it home with you is quite another. We are closing our lids and will not be taking any more of your excrement until the blockage is cleared.|
- – The Toilet was flushed afterwards but retained its solidarity.
With Police having nothing to go on the situation looks desperate. In a last gasp push to force the toilets from their solid position an assortment of Brownies has been sent to remonstrate, but it appears unlikely that they will buy their fudge.
|This article features first-hand journalism by an UnNews correspondent.|