UnNews:Stana Katic goes TOPLESS
23 September 2012
HOLLYWOOD, California -- UnNews has learned through a reliable source present on the sets of ABC's television series Castle, that its lead actress Stana Katic often goes topless in her make-up room as she's changing clothes. We were also informed that she must be going topless a lot more often when she returns home, such as when taking a shower, and maybe even when she goes to bed.
"You know, sometimes the weather can get a bit humid around here," said a source, which wished to remain anonymous in light of another topless scandal, "and I for one have a lot of trouble keeping my bra on during shoots, so it often helps when we get a break and I get just go back to the vanity van and change into a new one. I'm pretty sure Stana feels the same way; she totally feels me when I whine to her about such things."
When asked whether she had any photographic evidence to back up her claims, the source bristled, "No, of course not! If Stana wanted everyone to see her topless, she would have played a hooker on some HBO show. When and where she bares herself is her business entirely, I'm simply confirming the 'if'. And why would you want any photographic evidence anyway, this is just casual gossip over here, it's not like you're going to publish any of this right?" Our correspondent's expression of disappointment gave the answer away, causing him to get slapped and kicked out of the set.
Our correspondent left the scene, but not before overhearing Stana talk to her dear friend who had been his "source". "It's been one hell of a long day. I can't wait to run back home and take a nice, hot shower."
|This article features first-hand journalism by an UnNews correspondent.|