UnNews:Sasha and Malia not impressed by Obama mac and cheese pardon
Saturday, November 29, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C.- UnNews reported yesterday that in an initiative toward the well-being of Americans during the Thanksgiving holiday, the Obama Administration had a vegetarian Thanksgiving that resulted in President Barack Obama pardoning a bowl of mac and cheese rather than the traditional turkey.
President Obama's daughters Sasha and Malia saw his action as completely ridiculous, as did many in the media, noting its roots in their mother's school lunch program and well-being initiatives. Their disdain was hardly hidden, as can be seen from their posture and facial expressions during the event. Many in the media saw this as an indictment on the sheer stupidity of the Obama plan to have America eat healthier during Thanksgiving.
When the President asked Malia if she wanted to season the bowl of mac and cheese, she glanced at him with contempt and responded saying
| “ | Daaaad, you’re embarrassing me in front of the nationnnnn. I'm not gonna do that! This is just so silly! I wanna go to my room! | ” |
The move toward a healthier, slightly more lean, meat-free Thanksgiving, has been shown to be a complete bust, much like New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's belt yesterday. Commentator Bill O'Reilly noted on his second night covering the War on Thanksgiving that
| “ | With all due respect, the President is a loon and a pinhead. He wanted to go about all of this health tomfoolery on the day everyone is supposed to eat themselves sick, and then ax each other the following morning. It's sad when even his own flesh and blood realize how much of a pathetic excuse this was. | ” |
The White House announced today that it was not backing down on its stance, and the President will be pardoning a bowl of tofu on Christmas now.
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UnNews:Obama pardons mac and cheese in vegetarian Thanksgiving
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- Mike Foss "Malia and Sasha Obama are so done with their dad's turkey pardon" USA Today, November 27, 2014
