UnNews:Researchers report, "Bacon taste good"
10 September 2007
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - After an intensive 1 hour of researching, it has proven that bacon taste good. It took the researchers ten years to figure if it tastes like crap or good. It is now an element in the periodic table.
The research team leader, Albert Einstein, remarked that this discovery will be very helpful to Science and George W. Bush's breakfast because he's sick of eating sandwiches with cheese. "With this discovery," said the confident Albert Einstein, "we may find ourselves looking into the future."
"This remarkable food" added Ronald Mcdonald, one of the 666 members involved in the research, "will be also be found in the cafeteria and given to the needy." Most charities will
be forced volunteer to use this food as breakfast. "It was cheap and everybody thought it tasted great!", remarked Don Vito Corleone, founder of the Godfather Charity Foundation.
Microsoft Corp. and Apple are also trying to figure out technological marvels with bacon. Apple announced its newest iPod will have an edible bacon skin so you can eat when you are hungry. Microsoft will have a limited edible bacon edition of XBOX 360. Every hardware and game CD will be edible.
"As we stated," Albert Einstein continued, "bacon will be an element and will be added in the Periodic Table." Schools will learn about bacon from its unique texture to shape. It will be an essential school class unit in Biology in March 12th, 2014
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