UnNews:Pre-election Highlights
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5 November 2012
ELECTION
- Protesters: ‘Take note. We won’t vote!’ – dispersed with Sarin
- Romney leads in state with financial incentive – Israel
- Obama solution for fiscal crisis – end debt ceiling
- Romney’s presidential priorities – get richer, buy Utah
- Castro, Chavez, Putin, Jong-un endorse Obama
- Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Bolton endorse Romney
- Map: World shrugs – knows it’s rigged
SANDY CLEAN UP
- Slogging Marathon On
- Giuliani fault-line imperils NYC
- Storm broke records – vinyl collectors weep
- ‘Long lines are everywhere you go’ – look around!
- Time-lapse: Sandy blows NYC cops on duty (R)
- Shit-can your boring stories | Submit nude photos
MIDDLE EAST
- Why Rebels make good Imperialists
- U.S. officials deny whatever they are told to deny
- What really happened in Benghazi’s only glory hole?
- CIA mole in Libya | CIA mole in Syria | Israeli mole in US
MORE NEWS
- Clashes erupt in Mali | Cheers erupt in CFR
- Migrant ship strikes WWII mine; sinks off Italy – 0 alive
- Gunman attacked by target – shoots
- Egypt’s Coptic Pope picks new Christians – few takers
- Anti-pigs tail protests in Agra | Anti-cow’s tail protests in Delhi
- Blast rocks Syrian capital – lands 3-album deal with Epic
- Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria – smoke hookah
- Nanny charged in stabbing death ruled suicide
- Italy’s PM vows to support schoolgirl until age 27
- Taliban target students with lame Bollywood humor
- Leopard eats 15 people – dies of dyspepsia
- U.S. police thrilled in helicopter caper under overpass
- Boeing Dreamliner makes U.S. debut in sleep mode
- Facebook in Silicon talent battle – falsies banned
- Japanese history group confronts past – totally horrified
