UnNews:Plan to explode the Sun gains momentum

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22 March 2013

The huge storage facilities of the scientific community.

The evil plan of exploding the Sun (or sacred, depending on which you like more, religion or your life), hatched by Pope Leroy of Chicago, is about to break out of its shell. We were contacted by a worried Doctor Eminent early this morning with the news that the Naked Pope had apparently stolen a radio telescope from the storage room of the scientific community.


With that, Dr. Eminent ambled off, again, to marvel at the huge machine outside Geneva. UnNews is hesitant to speculate on this based on the meagre input of factual information. In other words, it is clearly a wait-and-see-and-do-nothing-meanwhile-because-we-are-too-lazy situation.