UnNews:No Elephants in Africa

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3 August 2006

Johanesburg SA,

An angry mob of environmentalists, zoo keepers, and Disney fans flooded the streets of JoBurg late afternoon in a response to what might well be the world's most elaborate practical joke.

"Yet another white joke on our expense" Mobutu Dumbo

In one of his well known flametory speeches, the famous freedom fighter Mobutu Dumbo screamed into his ornate gold speckeled megaphone:


With that Mobuto broke down and cried miserably while waving a Dumbo doll in circles.


A spokeperson for the South African Police expressed grave concern for the internal stability of the nation. "They've all gone mad! They're flooding the streets waving used zoo tickets, and banners of Dumbo the flying elephant, demanding refunds for zoo admissions and Dumbo screenings. I'm not sure we have the manpower to hold the fort".


No comment was released to the press by the Disney Empire.

The African Elephant. A pratical joke or a Disney commodity?