UnNews:New law in California has man jailed for "revenge porn"

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Wednesday, December 3, 2014


Noe Iniguez was jailed for leaking this very image. I only spanked off to it once or twice.

California, the same state that started AIDS, has taken the first step in eliminating all sexuality within its borders. This may be a bit of an exaggeration, but it is no exaggeration that Noe Iniguez is probably going to have a larger anus after his year long sentence in jail is finished. Iniguez is the first male to be punished for leaking nudes of an ex, an act commonly referred to as "revenge porn", in the state of California.

The law was first established in 2013, but only recently has the first conviction involving this law been made. The law, which criminalizes males who distribute naked photos of another without permission and with intent to provide masturbation material to lonely men which may also co-exist alongside the intent of bringing harm to victim of so-called nude photo leakage, is punishable for up to six months. The first convicted, however, received a year. This man will also get out before my dad.

Noe Iniguez, who was sentenced Monday, was found not only guilty for breaking the revenge porn law but was also charged for; breaking two restraining orders filed by his ex-girlfriend (who has asked UnNews to keep her name anonymous), loitering, possession of child porn, two accounts of first degree murder, conspiracy, grand theft auto, possession of marijuana, fraud, rape, vandalism, five illegal u-turns, faking his own death, and the worst of all; downloading songs illegally off from the internet.

He must stay away from his ex-girlfriend. Not that it wasn't obvious that this was suppose to have already happened.

Now let's cut to the shit. In 2011, which was just so long ago, Iniguez broke up with his girlfriend. In response to this relationship break, he started sending rude, cute text messages to her. These texts included dirty messages such as "you were good at sex. I'm going to miss it.", "maybe one last kiss would have been nice", "you had the best smile", and "see you around, friend." Like all other situations such as this, the woman filed a restraining order. In rebellion, he began ridiculing/insulting/bashing/throwing bars at his ex via Facebook. On the social website, he found pleasure in using fake names to accuse her of being a "slut" on her employer's page. He began to post nude photos as well on the same page.

As a result, he was jailed. Good going, Noe. Never. Trust. A. Hoe.

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