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22 February 2014

Michael Sam, the gay football player.

The NFL -- Michael Sam, a Defensive tackle, announced that he is openly gay and announced to be available for this upcoming NFL draft. He frustrated a lot of the other NFL players and fans. This means that many fans will turn away from football.

Sam said this: "I wish you guys (referring to NFL players) would look at me as Michael Sam, the football player, not Michael Sam, the gay football player."

One fan angrily voiced his opinion by easily saying that "Michael Sam is just a gay football player who would kiss every quarterback, running back and/or wide receiver he tackles! That would hurt the sport rather than support it."

With that being said, Michael will still follow his football dream. "Experts" predict he will be drafted in latter rounds of the Draft.

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