UnNews:Mass shooting in America

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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Today we are all VICTIM GROUP.

We can never measure the loss the world has suffered from the senseless shooting in LOCATION. Words can never express the grief and sorrow the families of the NUMBER victims must be feeling. Our words can do little to help mend the wounds caused by this act of "HATE"||"TERROR". Only our actions can stop the violence we've seen in LOCATION, LOCATION#2 and LOCATION#3. Only our vigilance and our resolve can help end these tragedies.

We send our heartfelt thoughts and prayers to the victim's families, and to the people of LOCATION, who are grieving together as a community. They need our support and solidarity. We also express our profound gratitude to the brave men and women, the police and the first responders, who put themselves in harm's way to save lives. Most of all we must remember the NUMBER victims of this brutal massacre, and the VICTIM GROUP community. They're our friends and neighbors, and our fellow DEMONYM. They could have been any of us.

We are sick of the violence, sick of the fear and terror caused by THING||GROUP, and tired of the excuses given to us by the (THING||GROUP)+"APOLOGISTS". Our country sits at a crossroads: we as a society must stop the spread of THING||GROUP, at all costs. We cannot afford to be complacent in the face of danger, we cannot afford to be incrementalists in our fight against THING||GROUP. We owe our children that.

The OTHER want to divide us, the OTHER want to tear us apart and to keep us living in fear, but the OTHER underestimates our strength. They underestimate our resolve, our capacity to rise again. We're DEMONYM. Keep the NUMBER victims in your thoughts and prayers, and may God bless the innocent dead.

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