UnNews:Justin Bieber upset over Waco explosion victims, hopes they were all his fans

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20 April 2013

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An explosion at a fertilizer plant near Wacko, Texas has prompted many Klout score boosting sympathies from celebrities and politicians alike. The Waco Fartilizing Company, which manufactures high-grade worm food out of animal waste and Justin Bieber albums, allowed celebrities to tour the rubble site Saturday and sign a commemorative guest book. The company posted the following on their Facebook page Saturday evening:


For some reason, the teen idol's assertion that he hopes all of the victims were his fans sparked outrage from the public. Some felt it was truly bizarre that The Bieb wished his fans were explosion victims, but even those who were offended agreed that it somehow makes them feel better about the whole incident if they imagine all the victims as Justin Bieber fans. "It somehow makes me feel better about the whole incident," said one person.

The most famous video of the event comes from a man taking his young daughter to the local explosions, a common and family-friendly event in Wacko. In the video, once the fire reaches the Justin Bieber albums, the father declares that someone has jumped out of the building. This is followed by a massive eruption of Bieber music that deafens people for miles, including the man's daughter. With Justin Bieber paraphernalia flying everywhere, the man and his daughter panic and flee for their lives.

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