UnNews:Game studio under fire after child drops popsicle

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Thursday, August 7, 2014

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The video game studio UnGameStudio has been criticized today by anti-gaming activists after a child in Alabama accidentally dropped a popsicle.

"The popsicle dropping simulators that UnGameStudio creates are causing copycat popsicle-dropping across the country," said anti-gaming activist group spokesperson Josh Salary, "This is degrade (sic) American social and personal values."

The family of the child, whose name has been withheld on a agreement of anonymity, states that they will sue UnGameStudio, Walmart, and Microsoft for allowing this to happen.

"I was shocked that my child dropped a popsicle. The game must having(sic) done that, and not the fact that his hand were dirty and slippery."