UnNews:Donald J. Trump is our new lord and savior

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Wednesday, November 9, 2016


Artists depiction of our newfound savior.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - This just in, Donald J. Trump, the one who will #MakeAmericaGreatAgain has just been elected our lord and savior by the people of the blessed United States of America. It was a difficult season with him having to deal with Witchdoctor Hillary Clinton and her sabotage efforts but he managed to destroy her once and for all, melting her into a pool of goo and becoming the holy savior everybody needed.

There has been turmoil early on... Fabricated videotapes of him wanting to have sexual relations with woman (which in this reporters opinion have been fabricated by the same people who did the R. Kelly tapes), tweets left by hackers which seems to contradict his holy message and of course, Witchdoctor Hillary sending her goons to mess up his rallies but despite all that, he has prevailed.

He has left a speech which will go down in history as one of the greatest speeches of all time. UnNews has transcribed the speech and is available below for reading.


Donald J. Trump then disappeared into a thick smoke of air and magically appeared in the clouds above, ready to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain... Come January 2017 of course...

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