UnNews:Doctors discover eating poop is not good

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11 June 2010

Here is an example of poop you might be tempted to eat. It is not good.

Here are the risks

The World, Earth -- Doctors have recently discovered that eating or consumtion of poop is not good for your health. It messes around with your digestive tract and can result in phecies poisoning. This can cause may physical and mental problems, such as mental retardation, butthole cramps, and many other diseases.

"Consuming poop, (aka crap, shit, dung, what brown stuff that comes out of your butt) can disable you and put you in the hospital."

We now know that poop is bad for you, thanks to Hugh Heffner. He tasted poop for science and died the next day because he had no treatment. Many loyal costumers of Poop Food inc., have undergone serious health issues after five years of poop eating. For those who enjoy poop, a vaccine is being developed to stop phecies poisoning. The vaccine should be out by early November.

We strongly encourage you to stop buying poop or making your own, unstable poop. If you are one who has watched dogs eat their own crap, they have an immunity towards the consumption of poop.

Sources

• Unknown "20 Reasons Why Dogs Eat Poop" Pet Comfort Products, June 10, 2010