UnNews:Dick continues to act like dick
Sunday, August 9, 2015
A dick who is vying to become the next Republican candidate has been banned from a party debate after continuing to act like a dick.
The dick, apparently making a reference to the fact that the person interviewing him did not have a dick, said: "You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes," Trump told CNN's Don Lemon on Friday night. "Blood coming out of her wherever."
The dick's comments, widely interpreted as suggesting that Megyn Kelly was menstruating during the interview, led to outrage, and saw him banned from participating in the (unfortunately named) RedState debate.
Sources close to the dick say that he has been taken aback by the reaction, as his considerable popularity is almost entirely based on being a dick in the past.
Last month, he courted controversy suggesting that all Mexicans were rapists and murderers. While many people attacked the dick for being such a dick about this, many Republicans seemed entirely happy for him to be dickish to Mexicans, but now baulk at him being a dick to women.
American politics is complicated.
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- Leverage "Donald Trump's 'blood' comment about Megyn Kelly draws outrage" CNN, August 9, 2015