UnNews:Boris Johnson responds to "Faggot" insult

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15 April 2013

Livingstone crying after particularly mean jibe.

At the Southbank today, Boris Johnson has shown his colors as an American black man in response to being called a "white British faggot," by former Labour Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone, which is quite ironic, considering Livingston himeself is a "white British faggot."

Livingstone also said, "he can't hold a knife and fork even after twenty years at grammer school." Johnson replied with "He can't hold a knife even after twenty years at public school."

As we can see, Johnson performs an overhead trickshot, and celebrates in the most un-faggoty way possible."You see, the reason I am so good at basketball, is that it runs in the family. My brother, Earvin is nearly as good as me but not quite. "I could have done that at anytime," says Boris. "Ken Livingstone is like Wikipedia. Full of shit."

Numerous witnesses have seen Ken Livingstone crawl back to his chrome mansion and fuck his dog in the back gardem while he regroups and recovers from that devastating blow.

"I'm coming back from this, don't worry about that," said Livingstone, while his dog was giving him a blowjob. "Tell Boris that I'm coming... cumming... I'm cumming...ahhhhhhh. Tell Boris that I'm coming for him ."