UnNews:America loses as courts foolishly overturn Trump's travel ban

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Friday, February 10, 2017

The image of a terrorist who will bomb America if the travel ban isn't upheld.

WASHINGTON, D.C., AMERICA - Trump's quest to make America great again has hit a snag as every legal department/court in the United States have prevented the travel ban from being implemented, thus increasing the risk of terrorism by 1,000%.

The woeful, pathetic legal departments/courts have said that, "This is unfair and inhumane treatment as every person should be treated equal; we shouldn't treat them based on their skin color." That was all this reporter could get, due to him running off to get a burger at Burger Bell.

Our lord and savior Donald Trump has promised a fight to the death with the legal departments, saying that "America is not going to take this lightly, this opens the door for one million 9/11's. We shall convince the Democratic courts that America will not take terrorism lying down!"

Preparations are currently underway for the fight to the death, including choosing the weapons and the battleground considering this is going to be the biggest battle in the history of humanity. CBS, FOX, ABC, NBC and even PBS will broadcast the same feed which will only focus on Trump and Trump alone.

Vice President Mike Pence was asked about the potential of Donald Trump losing, he responded by saying, "Well, at least he'll die doing what he loved to do and hey, at least I get to be president automatically!" UnNews will be rooting for Donald Trump to win so he can make America great and safe again.

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