UnNews:Ahmadinejad visits Auschwitz, denies hell cost
20 March 2010
AUSCHWITZ, Poland – Yesterday Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad paid a visit to the former “Auschwitz Concentration Camp” in Poland. After viewing all the evidence Ahmadinejad admitted to the possibility of hell, but flatly rejected any notion of cost.
Ahmadinejad took out his pocket calculator and demonstrated his belief. “Just see! If you have a Jew worth 1 million Euros in cash, then add his jewelry and art collection, what to speak of his hidden wealth, and we can calculate his total value at 600 million Euros, and then subtract ‘0’, because there is no cost of killing, then that leaves 100% profit!” Ahmadinejad pointed out. “So I do not accept this infidel lie that there was any cost!”
Ahmadinejad continued, “In fact, far from being hell, killing Jews is heaven! And far from being costly, it is all profit! So how can any sane man accept that hell cost?”
The concentration camp tour guide, Col. Shwortzski, reacting to Ahmadinejad’s line of reasoning, told the media, “Co za głupstwo! Nie może nawet języka polskiego!” (What a fool! He can’t even speak Polish!)
|This article features first-hand journalism by an UnNews correspondent.|