UnNews:Abe Vigoda ends unbroken living streak after 94 years

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27 January 2016

"Johnny Carson, George Burns, Estelle Getty,
Ed McMahon, Tony Randall, Jack Lemmon,
Lucille Ball, Don Knotts, Frank McCourt, Walter Cronkite
Mickey Rooney, Dick Van Patten, David Bowie, Lemmy, Alan Rickman
Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Jack Klugman, Walter Matthau, Pope John Paul II, Yvonne Craig,
Andy Griffith, Grandpa Munster, Edward Hermann, Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff...
I outlived all you bastards!
You're ne--!"
~ Abe Vigoda (February 24, 1921 - January 26, 2016)"Can you let me off the hook, God, for old time's sake?"
"No can do, Sal."

Sources

• Tom Hagen "Abe Vigoda breaks "ass," dies at 94" New York Times, January 26, 2016