UnDebate:Is gun control necessary?

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Background information

The second amendment is a right that is treasured by red-blooded patriotic Americans since our founding. Gun companies, the NRA, and George W. Bush have fought heroic legal battles to ensure that we keep our god given right. However, in the wake of recent events such as the meteor attack in Russia, the place of the gun has once again been challenged. Many people have been advocating for the limits on our right to bear arms.

Do you believe that gun control would help reduce gun violence?

Yes

Guns are the weapon of choice for people that want to commit gun crime. Yes, there are several factors that may contribute to gun crime, however it is a statistical fact that all gun crimes involve guns. Did you know that EVERY school shooting has had a gun involved? You can't argue with the facts. In fact, in 2000BC there were no guns. There were also no recorded incidents of gun violence. Coincidence? I think not! We can shift the blame to video games, mental illness, the breakdown of the nuclear family, global warming, the rise of abortion, Jewish conspiracies and large corporations, but in the end, guns are to blame.

No

Gun control will just move our gun industry overseas. Forget crime for a moment, crime is not the issue here. You know what is the #1 issue for Americans? The economy. If we ban assault rifles, where will our red-blooded, god-fearing, patriotic Americans get their assault rifles? That's right, a shady Russian arms dealer. Russian arms dealers do not have roots in America, and therefore do not employ Americans. Think of how this will affect the profits employees of gun companies! Also, studies have proven that employees that are laid off from companies are more likely to go on revenge fueled gun rampages, turn to drugs or take up a life of crime than people in stable employment at gun companies. I should know, I'm employed by a gun company and I haven't gone on a rampage.[citation needed]

Are there any legitimate reasons for owning an assault rifle?

Yes

Have you godless communists ever heard of hunting or protecting yourself from tyranny? It's obvious Obama and his pack of liberal cronies are out to turn America into a fascist state! You, you're disgusting letting him take away our guns! Guns are the only thing stopping us from turning into a dictatorship! If Obama tries anything funny, we have the means to revolt against him and don't you think we can't defeat the professionally trained army that has tanks and predator drones! Also, Americans have the right to tear animals into a bloody pulp using an assault rifle! How else do we show that we are AMERICANS! USA! USA! USA!

No

You uneducated cretins probably don't even know how to shoot an assault rifle! SOME people have evolved above the hunter gathering lifestyle that you so adore! Why do you worry about a fascist state, I think you rednecks would ENJOY a fascist state controlled by the pope and gun companies! The only people that own assault rifles are maniacs, criminals and psychopaths! They are weapons of WAR! But I bet you like war, since you support bombing Iraq just so you can get your filthy paws on oil! I'm on to you, you corporate shill that makes money off of dead babies!

Do guns have any place in today's society?

Yes

MY GUN HAS A PLACE UP YOUR ASS, YOU FILTHY TRAITOR COMMUNIST SHILL! I WILL NOT LET YOU AND YOUR COINTELPRO TAKE MY GUNS!! IF YOU TRY TO TAKE MY GUNS, I WILL STICK MY GUN UP YOUR ASS! YOU'RE IN BED WITH THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES MAKING SUICIDE PILLS! WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO MOTHER RUSSIA OR NORTH KOREA YOU PINKO FASCIST NAZI HITLER-HELPING LUCIFERIAN SATURN WORSHIPPING CRACKHEAD NWO SCUMBAG! I BET THERE'S NO CONSTITUTION IN CANADA OR WHATEVER SOCIALIST HELLHOLE YOU LIVE IN, BUT THERE IS ONE IN AMERICA!!!

No

Wait, was that an insult, or a come on? Because, you know I wouldn't be totally opposed to it.


Verdict

Gun control is a very controversial issue, with a multitude of sides. It is quite likely that we will never reach a consensus on this issue, however one day, we may be able to agree on the place of guns in our society.

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