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One day, you figure out that you have read nothing classic and have nothing to talk with your new cultured girlfriend. So, what should you do now? You must read this UnBook to know all the thing of those things.

1984[edit | edit source]

Main article: 1984 (book)
Long time ago, there was a man writing diary.
One day, he was shot.

Lord of the Flies[edit | edit source]

Main article: Lord of the Flies
Long time ago, there were boys who survived on a no-man island.
One day, they were found.

I, Robot[edit | edit source]

Main article: I, Robot
Long time ago, there were some robots with problems.
One day, the problems were solved.

The Bible[edit | edit source]

Main article: The Bible
Long time ago, there was the God creating a world.
One day, he destroyed it.

The Little Prince[edit | edit source]

Long time ago, there was a little prince hoping to travel the Earth.
One day, he died of poison from a Earth snake.

The Lord of The Rings[edit | edit source]

Main article: The Lord of the Rings
Long time ago, there was a ring.
One day, it was fused.

The Great Gatsby[edit | edit source]

Long time ago, there were a bunch of rich people.
One day, some guy complained about them.

Hamlet[edit | edit source]

Main article: Hamlet
Long time ago, there was a guy who killed his brother and married his wife.
One day, he got stabbed by his angry nephew.

Beowulf[edit | edit source]

Main article: Beowulf
Long time ago, there was a powerful warrior who liked killing things.
One day, he got killed by a dragon.

Animal Farm[edit | edit source]

Main article: Animal Farm
Long time ago, there was a farm run by animals.
One day, the pigs turned into humans.

The Five People You Meet in Heaven[edit | edit source]

Long time ago, there was a man in Heaven.
One day, he met five people.